Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Even if you were to try to approach the edge of it
Uh, meet around 9:30, Fondue Factory?
- [as Chris] Ha-ha, nigga!
Let's take another caller.
I would cheat on you, you would cheat on me.
[chuckles]
Now, we've called security.
And just know that when you get it all sorted out,
- Hey, hey, Sam. Hey, come here.
- We don't want your nuggets.
How are you?
- You should come with me,
Well, it's his last night in Gary
We want change and dollars. Stop dancing.
but I ain't do all that, though, did I?
- Now, see, that was a stunning impression of me.
- Now, I can assure you that
- 666-1JAC-UZZI.
- This is--I don't care. I'm not losing my job.
You're gonna be the CEO someday.
"Keystone Pipeline." "Key Lime Pie Time."
You're so good at not staring at people with disabilities.
- Gentlemen. - Oh, the octopus is here. Yes.
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[hip hop music playing]
And with each new school, it became harder and harder
- I'ma go home and get dressed. You go home and get dressed.
I can't believe this shit.
Oh, my goodness.
- This is Chris Henson,
and it's back to shoveling shit.
- Mm-mm. No, not today.
Tell your CEO that I'm about to put my foot in his A-S-S.
- I do what I can.
You know, "'FernGully." "Voter Suppression."
No. No. That--that's it.
- Well, this the nigga that got it unstuck.
* But I never heard them ringing *
- Mr. Pa-lah-chay, of course. "Pa-lay-chay."
We got some high rollers in the building tonight.
Those boots are lost in the sands of time, man.
And since can't nobody do Spanish,
with the octopus I got us.
* Bars of steel *