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Wait, wait. I have an idea.
[ Candice screams ]
And, by the way, I'm gonna need you to come in
Ooh, you're looking real fine with that staple gun.
Ooh, I'll sign for that. Business!
you don't mind our connection over here.
so I can finally savor some pork dumplings!
You know what? Dinner's on me.
Don't be embarrassed. Let them ca-caw loud and proud!
Never! Never! Ah!
Any use of the hat outside the garden
to the pumpkin patch tonight.
Okay, it was not used. It's not just the garden.
Emily's job gets us health insurance and stuff,
I was trying to be sexy, but I have no game.
[ Camera shutter clicks ] Huh?
Escargot to hell.
I'm a great wingman.
when you're divorced and living with your ex.
♪ I've got too much ♪
We can go. What? Why?
all I could think about was that I'd never see you again.
♪ Time on my hands ♪
So, anyway, some work stuff came up,
Aah! Creepy giant snail!
who's clearly not detached from their ex.
Run for me, my tiny beauty!
I mean, yes, no.
Josh!
Time for bed!
Josh, help!
♪♪
so I came up with a plan.