Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thanks, Mr. Salt.

[ Gasps ] Our first date, really?

if you need help getting laid at that funeral,

You never took me dancing.

Do you think I'm useless, Randy?

This mayo is getting more action than I am.

More like 20% off Ethernet cables that no one uses.

What's that now? I'm sorry?

but I couldn't wait any longer to see you.

Uh, yeah, just hang on. I gotta take this call.

My mom won't play board games with me, either.

Mmm! Look what Ron just sent.

The surprise is, we're reliving our first date tonight!

in your parenting paella.

is about to bloom in your life.

Look, I understand if you want to bail,

and I brought you some carnitas tacos.

You died in the haunted house.

Don't move. I'll be right there.

He is busting out all the hits!

I can tell that it was really stressful,

a big Food Corps community garden project,

No spark is worth this.

[ Laughs ] That'd be a first.

You're literally sewn to your ex.

He barely knows the "Friends" theme song.

or use these chubby little legs of yours to run to Chinatown

but we'd have to be conjoined to do that.

Sorry. Didn't mean to startle you.

why don't you just conjoin with her?

Yes, Mr. Salt, I'll e-mail the project managers right now.

Your rock-throwing seems off today.