Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and I brought you some carnitas tacos.

Look, I understand if you want to bail,

The surprise is, we're reliving our first date tonight!

Don't move. I'll be right there.

if you need help getting laid at that funeral,

Uh, yeah, just hang on. I gotta take this call.

Mmm! Look what Ron just sent.

Sorry. Didn't mean to startle you.

No spark is worth this.

Do you think I'm useless, Randy?

Your rock-throwing seems off today.

You died in the haunted house.

More like 20% off Ethernet cables that no one uses.

I can tell that it was really stressful,

but we'd have to be conjoined to do that.

a big Food Corps community garden project,

Thanks, Mr. Salt.

but I couldn't wait any longer to see you.

why don't you just conjoin with her?

[ Gasps ] Our first date, really?

Yes, Mr. Salt, I'll e-mail the project managers right now.

[ Laughs ] That'd be a first.

is about to bloom in your life.

You're literally sewn to your ex.

He is busting out all the hits!

This mayo is getting more action than I am.

You never took me dancing.

in your parenting paella.

What's that now? I'm sorry?

My mom won't play board games with me, either.

He barely knows the "Friends" theme song.

or use these chubby little legs of yours to run to Chinatown