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[ Slurping ] [ Gasps ]
Did you really mean it when you said you'd be my wingman?
Eh, it's totally cool.
You're on call, and that's important.
♪♪
[ Bats screeching ] [ Screams ]
Maybe I do say yes a lot, but I can't lose my job.
I've been texting
Our little garden is turning into
♪♪
Perfect. Have fun... in Hell!
♪♪
Knock, knock!
♪♪
This is so me and Ron.
Wha--
from the used condom that was found --
Aah! My T-zone!
Oh! Candice!
and occasionally sexting him forever.
[ Sniffs ] Oh, the aroma alone conveys the sensation
[ Bones cracking ]
Wha...? What, of who?
The children's tuxedos won't return themselves.
[ Gasps ]
Uh, what's the right answer?
Not like we used to be.
every couple weeks?
I'm not giving up!
I may be physically dead, but you know what's not dead?
-It's not. -Not surprising at all.
[ Gasps ] What's that supposed to mean?!
I, myself, can vouch for that.
♪♪
I'm so sorry.
♪♪
We can't be dead. No way!
I just make that noise sometimes when I'm hungry.
this is Alex, my ex.
What?!