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nibble on the vegetation.
[ Grunting ]
We were young, dumb, and matching tattoos
Well, well, well,
[ Cellphone rings ]
Ugh, another sexy night
Josh! I'm right here, okay?
Aah!
Five! Five!
Like the theme song says --
When Joy and I used to have sex, we'd call it the panini press,
No, no, I've literally got a magic hat
Okay. Your wingman job is done.
Hmm. I'm not holding my breath, which is really fun to do.
Woo!
[ Groaning, grunting ]
Is that its neck or its butthole?
♪♪
Oh, my gosh.
I'll put a tablecloth over her.
Looks like someone couldn't get enough of the hat.
Huh! Waahh!
Oh, my-God-isn't-real, you're jealous.
God, your laugh makes our knees weak.
Me too.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
Anybody?
Great work, Emily.
Since they're not paying attention, you want a reading?
and you're all invited.