Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, you shouldn't talk to your mother like that, she's a fine lady...

You don't wanna go to your husband's company party but you do.

One that is much better traveled with a companion by our side.

Garbage pick-up was two days ago, they've been here ever since.

Are you a heterosexual or aren't you?

And I need you there. I would be so Ionely without you.

That was my thank you for saving my life.

You are such a stick-in-the-mud.

- Sign it! - Stop! You're hurting me!

I don't have a place for it.

- I'm sorry. - I'll figure something out.

Now, what's on your mind?

And you refuse to let me help.

[Laughs] Well, I'm glad to hear you're all right.

They said there was unusual activity on my card.

Until one day, when she least expects it...

that is nothing short of miraculous.

Please, I can't sleep in the den any more. I need to sleep in a bed.

- Did you order already? - I ate already.

- I am on a fixed income. - Oh?

it suddenly hit me how I was gonna get back at her.

You could take me later or tomorrow.

but it might be more serious...

That would be five.

If you want. But you don't have to.

Andrew! Honey, hurry up, dinner's ready!

Men have been coming onto me left and right.

They did exactly what I wanted them to.

We'll get him into Christian counseling so it won't become a lifestyle.

It'll be nice to have you back.

...or the man on the other side of the bed.

- Now, I feel like I have nothing. - What about me?

And though she knew she'd hate herself in the morning,

Once you see how good you've got it, you'll treat me with respect.

You are not getting into the car alone with those two. You barely know them.

Please. I'm scared.

I pulled a gray hair out of my chest this morning.

He was the one.

So let me get this straight.

I'm unhappy. With Carlos and my marriage...

- Mother... - Susie, please, you're embarrassing me.

She's been praying so hard for you to change.

If you ever hurt me again, I will kill you.

- If you explain to the waiter... - What?!

And he cut up all my credit cards,

She never leaves her mail sitting out there.

- Can't I be your plan B? - Damn it, John. What is our new rule?

And, you know...

...this little miracle.