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that is nothing short of miraculous.

And you refuse to let me help.

They did exactly what I wanted them to.

Are you a heterosexual or aren't you?

They said there was unusual activity on my card.

Please. I'm scared.

- I am on a fixed income. - Oh?

[Laughs] Well, I'm glad to hear you're all right.

One that is much better traveled with a companion by our side.

So let me get this straight.

He was the one.

- Mother... - Susie, please, you're embarrassing me.

If you ever hurt me again, I will kill you.

And though she knew she'd hate herself in the morning,

I pulled a gray hair out of my chest this morning.

She's been praying so hard for you to change.

If you want. But you don't have to.

- Now, I feel like I have nothing. - What about me?

Andrew! Honey, hurry up, dinner's ready!

I don't have a place for it.

And I need you there. I would be so Ionely without you.

Now, what's on your mind?

And, you know...

- Did you order already? - I ate already.

It'll be nice to have you back.

You don't wanna go to your husband's company party but you do.

Men have been coming onto me left and right.

...or the man on the other side of the bed.

Garbage pick-up was two days ago, they've been here ever since.

I'm unhappy. With Carlos and my marriage...

She never leaves her mail sitting out there.

it suddenly hit me how I was gonna get back at her.

You are not getting into the car alone with those two. You barely know them.

That would be five.

That was my thank you for saving my life.

And he cut up all my credit cards,

Hey, you shouldn't talk to your mother like that, she's a fine lady...

- Sign it! - Stop! You're hurting me!

but it might be more serious...

Until one day, when she least expects it...

- If you explain to the waiter... - What?!

- Can't I be your plan B? - Damn it, John. What is our new rule?

...this little miracle.

- I'm sorry. - I'll figure something out.

You are such a stick-in-the-mud.

Please, I can't sleep in the den any more. I need to sleep in a bed.

You could take me later or tomorrow.

Once you see how good you've got it, you'll treat me with respect.

We'll get him into Christian counseling so it won't become a lifestyle.