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- Mom... - It'll be great!
Mom. The kids are waiting.
He'll get you the file on Deidre's case.
I know why you've been so furious at me.
Our son just told us that he might be gay.
Andrew, please, just go and talk to Reverend Sikes.
I'm not confused.
[Sophie] That tickles!
Your family seems like the kind that would eat guacamole.
I don't know. Porter has a dentist appointment at 4 pm.
We're just having a few laughs. What's the big deal?
because we didn't pick it up the second it came?
It's a recipe I found in an old German cookbook.
Why don't you get that?
Smells good. What are we having?
Yeah, well, uh...
By the way, this is on me.
one that is much better traveled with a companion by our side.
Fine. Tomorrow I'm canceling your credit cards.
- They're such tools. - I'm sorry, just so I'm clear.
- What's your problem, pal? - Dude, you were feelin' up her mother.
Here, my way of saying thank you for not letting me die out there on the lawn.
Why should that be a problem?
[Tim giggles]
That's great. Here, give 'em here.
- Bye-bye. - Hi, there.
Andrew, come here, I want you to see this.
L-I'm not sure I follow.
You shouldn't be doing this now.
No wonder you're perverted. Look who your parents are.
What?
Lynette chose to do the right thing.
It's like we're setting a trap for him.
I'm making home-made bratwurst with sweet and sour cabbage.
No.
- I bought shoes! - I didn't know that.
Mother, don't you think it's getting a little late?
You know how depressed I've been over my break-up with Morty.
One day, her nasty neighbor Karen McCluskey
OK.
What a fun night.
- I've been plenty supportive. - You haven't. You really haven't.
[Softly] I'm so sorry.
Let me tell you something. Half of life is obligations.
I would love you even if you were a murderer.
All that time I was looking for her.
Can you wait till dessert to call our son a sodomite?