Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I bought shoes! - I didn't know that.

I'm not confused.

[Softly] I'm so sorry.

Why don't you get that?

because we didn't pick it up the second it came?

- Bye-bye. - Hi, there.

Mother, don't you think it's getting a little late?

Smells good. What are we having?

No wonder you're perverted. Look who your parents are.

I don't know. Porter has a dentist appointment at 4 pm.

Let me tell you something. Half of life is obligations.

- I've been plenty supportive. - You haven't. You really haven't.

- They're such tools. - I'm sorry, just so I'm clear.

Your family seems like the kind that would eat guacamole.

He'll get you the file on Deidre's case.

It's a recipe I found in an old German cookbook.

Lynette chose to do the right thing.

You know how depressed I've been over my break-up with Morty.

It's like we're setting a trap for him.

That's great. Here, give 'em here.

What a fun night.

You shouldn't be doing this now.

Fine. Tomorrow I'm canceling your credit cards.

Andrew, please, just go and talk to Reverend Sikes.

L-I'm not sure I follow.

I'm making home-made bratwurst with sweet and sour cabbage.

Why should that be a problem?

We're just having a few laughs. What's the big deal?

All that time I was looking for her.

Here, my way of saying thank you for not letting me die out there on the lawn.

I know why you've been so furious at me.

Yeah, well, uh...

- What's your problem, pal? - Dude, you were feelin' up her mother.

Andrew, come here, I want you to see this.

one that is much better traveled with a companion by our side.

I would love you even if you were a murderer.

Can you wait till dessert to call our son a sodomite?

Our son just told us that he might be gay.

- Mom... - It'll be great!

One day, her nasty neighbor Karen McCluskey

By the way, this is on me.

[Sophie] That tickles!

Mom. The kids are waiting.