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But I am a lady and I don't use that kind of language.
We don't have to be friends.
She's just very, very unhappy and if you could just...
- I'm not gay. - You're not.
- How old was I there? - Just four weeks old.
Does every other man in the world want you dead?
of pulling her back to reality.
"You Are Such A Stick-In-The-Mud."
I feel trapped.
I don't know, I think something's happened to her.
I guess... I'd better go talk to Reverend Sikes.
I'm not that impressive.
I don't hate myself.
Oh.
You wanted to go out and have fun and Lamont there needed a date.
That's what makes me crazy, the difference between us.
So... Andrew... It's been a long time.
...I'm gonna do something so awful, it is going to rock her world.
You know, we should probably do this again sometime.
No, no, keep going.
[Bell rings]
- I'll see you tomorrow morning. - Pick me up at nine.
Look... [clears throat]
She looks young.
I'm devastated. And you keep acting like all I need is a couple of aspirin.
Susie, sweetie, please. I can't cancel now.
- Forget it. - Susie!
...or who people really are.
She'd been dismembered.
You know how blue I've been. Why can't you be supportive?
The credit card company called my mom.
I really don't.
[Moans]
Well, far be it from me to stand in the way of a young man's dream.
You're a piece of work, you know that?
So...
- There's a cop I want you to talk to. - A cop?
- I'd invite you in... - I wanna tell you what my doctor said.