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hey! why the fuck are there niggers here
I'm the one holding the Pupa. My name's Korvo.
We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet.
[yells]
‐ No, I‐I can't die. I've got a bucket list.
without a single redeeming value, Terry.
s ...
Wow, I can't believe we didn't get in trouble today.
‐ Hey, hey, you're the one who chose to land here.
‐ I'm sorry I thought you weren't real. ‐ Yeah, it's... okay.
♪
Nobody cares about your janky knock‐off Funbucket.
to end our time together, little friend. [weak screech]
‐ Lidia Johnson was last seen Monday.
[grunting]
‐ Funbucket is larger than he appears on TV.
‐ This is wrong. ‐ She's right.
‐ Hey, that's not your catchphrase. Say bingo bango.
Oh, what if he's a Sega man? ‐ Do you think he has a mission, too?
‐ Wow, it really is making her dumber.
[groans]
He will no longer feel frustrated and alone.
and listen to podcasts and Gaffigan albums the whole way.
Just, just do it. We'll catch you, broheim.
Did he hate it? ‐ Oh, yeah, he was pissed.
‐ Come here.
to Mr. Shromer and it turned him into a bush.
inhabited with sentient life than you expected,
Great, could I get uh, just a couple to‐go cups for the road? Thanks.
Make it so he never leaves us. [beeping, whirring]
‐ Gross. ‐ That's sick, Pupa.
Funbucket's done with you. ‐ Will you stop crying, you babies?
‐ No, we're going to the club. ‐ Put your sin in me.