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I've got my eyes on you.
‐ According to the Urban Dictionary, we've been "squinched."
but we also be a family and all that kind of shit and do that stuff.
And let me tell you, being a weird alien in jail
‐ Your grounding is going to be prison for the rest of your lives.
God damn it, this is hard on me. I didn't think I'd miss you this much.
‐ We weren't gonna kill her. We were just reprogramming her a little.
Principal Cooke's office, now.
Straight men meeting their right swipes on Facebook friends in a new city
‐ What? ‐ Uh, you can't shrink people.
[tiny horn honks]
‐ Retail therapy, baby.
‐ Just let me past, will you? Stop it.
and maybe the woman's a little bit older than me.
‐ Huh.
‐ This is stupid. Are you sure we aren't gonna
‐ Funbucket has to be real. He has to be.
Hm, odd. ‐ What, what?
to cover your tracks?
And one of these days, I'm gonna blow it up
♪ dance music playing ♪
Funbucket, we got your drink.
‐ No, no, no!
We need him to be as real as possible.
‐ Despite having been examined by countless scientists
to learn there are other non‐humans on this planet.
‐ We could dissolve her. ‐ I'll get the acid.
on a molecular level, bro.
‐ Are we in trouble?
♪
Get away from our Funbucket.
‐ By the way, when we get home, you're throwing out that ice cream maker.