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You can't give up.
In serious relationships, you're not allowed
Um, Drew's expecting me to move out after the transplant.
I didn't really feel -like celebrating. -Why not?
Hey, the whole gang is coming over
Yeah, I'm not gonna jump into the pile.
Hey, whatever you do,
Cancer-- what a dick.
Um, hey, can I ask you something?
You get winded taking the milk out from the fridge.
Which is when I start my next round of chemo.
So stop telling me how to feel.
Friday night; you should come.
Well, my transplant's not for two months.
That's gonna depend on if you're doing LSD.
If anyone starts yammering on about their parents,
I know, I'm so excited.
Thank you.
Mm-hmm. Yes, she is.
No, no.
I've been great. No smoking, no drinking.
Oh, sure, the Internet.
Although that is a valuable service.
Looks like we're going to Switzerland.
No, I don't.
Tell him to bring one of those giant needles
I got test results back today.
No, thank you.