Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How fast can you pack?
Wanna tell me why you had your foot in John Rowland's crotch yesterday?
I think we should make him quit the swim team.
her son's sense of morality was going up in smoke.
OK, right. We'll pick up dinner.
Claire? I always loved that name.
- I'm going to bed. - Thanks for the newsflash.
Ow! Ow!
It's just sex, it's totally harmless
We've been writing each other the last couple of weeks.
Just stop talking. John, how old are you?
Was it Dana's?
My mom said you needed volunteers, so I volunteered.
- Obviously you don't. - Paul, my daughter doesn't lie.
- Oh. What was it about? - Well, it's kinda dirty, Mom.
Each one more incompetent than the last.
Listen to me. There is no future for you and Gabrielle.
Gabrielle, this will all be taken care of, I promise.
I'm not sure I understand what you're saying.
Previously on Desperate Housewives...
Susan, hi. Wanna help with the seating cards?
but if I don't get some help,
...was not one of Gabrielle's specialties.
Maybe if we take it away from him, he'll understand what he did.
John.
- There's your answer. - Susan...
[Sighs]
- I gave it a shot. - Hm.
- What's that? - The container you'll urinate into.
- They were writing to each other. - I need to see those letters.
A woman is in a coma because of Andrew, and there he is, happy as a clam.