Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Of the dangers of having premarital sex.

Did he have a last name? Blue. Billy Blue.

Julie, get your white-as-death,

The guy's already dead. If we go to the police, we're dead too.

Ooh. What a crock of shit.

she's the best girl that I ever had

Now, that's the original story. That's the way it really happened.

Probably some crack fuckin' around.

Dude, your tellin' it wrong.

A will avoids probate? It's an urban legend. American folklore

That's him, huh? It's hard to believe that's the guy.

I want you to get something. There is no you and me.

No, he wasn't decapitated. He was gutted with a hook.

I had no idea her breasts were so ample.

Put another container on it! Hi.

And then we can live happily,

You're-- you're the friend. You're the fisherman.

Mom, I know it looks bad, but the summer session went really well.

No, it's scratching because the guy's been hung...

Yes, I do. I love you and you know that. But you know what?

don't you lie to me

I mean, it could still be him. Then find him, Ray.

Don't you nod your head. You fuckin' say it!

You two look like shit run over twice

Hey! Now, let's try to stay calm.

Forget it. No! No, you need to be there in case he shows up.

make sure he's really dead!

and you know how terrified I am of your I.Q., but--

but you were too fuckin' jealous to handle it.

- Hey! - You asshole!

it'll be eaten by crabs and small fish.

Ooh. What a crock of shit.

- but I think Ben Willis killed David Egan. - Wait a second.

I'm gonna hook you!

What the hell are you talking about? Don't fuck with me, Max.

Check his pulse. No way!

- Well, it doesn't look so new anymore. - Yeah, don't drink and drive.

Elsa was class of '92.

Max, what-- you think?

What are you waiting for?

Hey, easy! Easy!

running people over,