Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Listen to me. This is Woody's wedding day.
I need a paper towel.
Do you know any brittle Noel coward bon mots?
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Before the cold, Dead hand of matrimony
According to this Idiotic book i read.
What little candies?
For your wedding night, Could you?
Just keep him out of My part of the kitchen.
You might as well Leave on your apron.
Oh, yes, sir.
Suddenly i understand All those jokes
Nothing but high heels And a wedding veil,
Seemed utterly Impossible?
In this country Ends in divorce.
I think i can Picture that, dear.
And just hours Before the wedding?
For crying out loud, Carla, you ought To know by now
Hey, wait a minute.
As the last real Thrill they had
Oh, hello, father. Can i help you?
I told you disaster Was going to strike.
Hitler and attila.
She didn't go Out there, did she?
"May you never forget the Way your hearts leapt up
Oh, come on. You'd still Respect me, wouldn't you?
Keep your hands Off my savories!
* Where everybody Knows your name *
I just hope it's A short wedding.
Oh, bad news, guys.
Yeah. You're spacing out.
If you don't Like it, why don't You just leave?
In five seconds, The picture goes off!
[Humming]
Say cheese.
8 A.M., Got it.