Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Andre Agassi in his dramatic cable debut:

What happens to the kid you get burned at the stake? Who takes care of the kid?

My daddy doesn't love me.

Did I mention who I'm going with?

It's not like that, really.

- ... he's serving up justice. - Give up the purse.

- I know, it's... - I mean, you looked good.

Step out of the rain as Tom gets born again.

That's right. General admission seating!

Security, I'll get you too. You'll never take me alive!

... as he re-creates some of his best-loved roles live.

Thank you. Thank you.

I'm heading to Hollywood Boulevard to hang out with my friend Bob Goldthwait.

Here's your lousy war!

I don't like this curtain here. You know, it's a little...

Give me the camera!

With Armand Assante as the evil drug lord, Ramirez.

That's great. That's great the way you do that.

- Where? - By the Miller farm by the ridge.

Or do you genuinely think I'm funny?

Anyway, I thought we'd go to my video diary.

It was so hot...

- Give the guy back the camera. - No, go ahead.

- Word! - Where is everybody anyways?

I move my head and I...

BLOW THEM AWAY!!!!!

I know, Britton.

- Hey, Johnny! - I got him! I got him!

Ernie Hudson as Captain Willie Jones.

It'd be you and me as Wayne and Garth, and then I thought, at the end...

Just don't tell him his backhand needs work.