Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Here's your lousy war!

What happens to the kid you get burned at the stake? Who takes care of the kid?

I don't like this curtain here. You know, it's a little...

- Hey, Johnny! - I got him! I got him!

It was so hot...

With Armand Assante as the evil drug lord, Ramirez.

- I know, it's... - I mean, you looked good.

- Word! - Where is everybody anyways?

I move my head and I...

- Give the guy back the camera. - No, go ahead.

It's not like that, really.

Ernie Hudson as Captain Willie Jones.

I'm heading to Hollywood Boulevard to hang out with my friend Bob Goldthwait.

That's great. That's great the way you do that.

Just don't tell him his backhand needs work.

My daddy doesn't love me.

Anyway, I thought we'd go to my video diary.

Security, I'll get you too. You'll never take me alive!

Did I mention who I'm going with?

Or do you genuinely think I'm funny?

... as he re-creates some of his best-loved roles live.

That's right. General admission seating!

BLOW THEM AWAY!!!!!

It'd be you and me as Wayne and Garth, and then I thought, at the end...

I know, Britton.

- ... he's serving up justice. - Give up the purse.

Andre Agassi in his dramatic cable debut:

Give me the camera!

- Where? - By the Miller farm by the ridge.

Thank you. Thank you.

Step out of the rain as Tom gets born again.