Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't worry about my past.
It's like a comedy show. We show little films. It's really just fun. Fun comedy.
A silly late-night talk show?
It's okay. It's all right. Don't... Don't...
Shut up. Shut up!
... with a twinkle in his eye and a secret.
The Tonight Show's good because Johnny's the father of comedy.
Yes, it's all behind us. The plant is mine.
... makes his long-awaited solo theatrical debut.
Or Garth and Wayne, whichever one you want to be.
Colonel Qaddafi, he's the head of a country.
I know.
Okay, but I'm warning you, I'm feeling a little under the weather!
Look at us! Is this what you want?
Where's my headcheese?
In fact, you fat, American swine make me sick.
Honey, your stinking trap is the greatest.
You better pack it in, you tosser.
... present a different kind of made-for-cable movie.
I'm about eight months away from doing boat shows with David Hasselhoff.
Shut your stinking trap!
Yeah, well, Johnny's gone now.
Yeah, but we're not over yet. Can you hang out?