Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Shut your stinking trap!
You better pack it in, you tosser.
Don't worry about my past.
Or Garth and Wayne, whichever one you want to be.
In fact, you fat, American swine make me sick.
Shut up. Shut up!
Yeah, well, Johnny's gone now.
Where's my headcheese?
It's like a comedy show. We show little films. It's really just fun. Fun comedy.
A silly late-night talk show?
... makes his long-awaited solo theatrical debut.
It's okay. It's all right. Don't... Don't...
I know.
Look at us! Is this what you want?
Yes, it's all behind us. The plant is mine.
Okay, but I'm warning you, I'm feeling a little under the weather!
Colonel Qaddafi, he's the head of a country.
Yeah, but we're not over yet. Can you hang out?
Honey, your stinking trap is the greatest.
... with a twinkle in his eye and a secret.
... present a different kind of made-for-cable movie.
I'm about eight months away from doing boat shows with David Hasselhoff.
The Tonight Show's good because Johnny's the father of comedy.