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- You want to sign Ms. Lopez? - Oh, my God, it's happening for me!
Yes! Yes, we can record an album next week!
I just got a little call from a record company in Los Angeles,
All right!
- Stop it! - Hey, come on, guys!
Well, a very talented, younger singer has come to our attention,
Hey, I've got a friend who's interning at a big record label in LA.
- Should we tell him the news? - What news?
What you did was totally stupid and racist!
Oh, no, you don't!
Okay, okay I know that I control everything Ms. Lopez does.
- Oh, please? Come on, guys! - Cartman, will you stop this gayness?
and indeed the entire world,
Taco flavored kisses for my ben
Taco! Taco! Burrito! Burrito! Taco! Taco!
that we're dropping you from the label.
Arrest that woman! She wants to kill one of our artists!
But I'm tired of running.
Stop! Stop! What the hell is wrong with you?
Excuse me one second, Ben.
You can't drop me! I'm Jennifer Lopez! How can you drop me?
There, that's three more songs we've written already!
- All right, all right, here's $10! - That's not what I meant!
Oh, man! A $20 gift certificate at the mall!
Let's run away and get married tonight!
We're getting married.
No, no, no! We're not going into one of those cheesy places, Cartman!
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Kyle, why you no like me?
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