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- Should we tell him the news? - What news?
Hey, I've got a friend who's interning at a big record label in LA.
Yes! Yes, we can record an album next week!
You can't drop me! I'm Jennifer Lopez! How can you drop me?
Kyle, why you no like me?
Well, a very talented, younger singer has come to our attention,
Oh, man! A $20 gift certificate at the mall!
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Stop! Stop! What the hell is wrong with you?
- All right, all right, here's $10! - That's not what I meant!
What you did was totally stupid and racist!
Arrest that woman! She wants to kill one of our artists!
Taco! Taco! Burrito! Burrito! Taco! Taco!
- Oh, please? Come on, guys! - Cartman, will you stop this gayness?
I just got a little call from a record company in Los Angeles,
that we're dropping you from the label.
Taco flavored kisses for my ben
- You want to sign Ms. Lopez? - Oh, my God, it's happening for me!
and indeed the entire world,
We're getting married.
Oh, no, you don't!
Excuse me one second, Ben.
But I'm tired of running.
All right!
Let's run away and get married tonight!
Okay, okay I know that I control everything Ms. Lopez does.
There, that's three more songs we've written already!
- Stop it! - Hey, come on, guys!
No, no, no! We're not going into one of those cheesy places, Cartman!