Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I am so sad for you.

I have to tell you something, but you have to promise...

It's really the experience of college that's important.

You know, if I had the chance, I'd do it all different.

Here you go. Can I help you?

that you'd give up a week of whoring around Fort Lauderdale?

And the backseat of a car is no place to be worrying about birth control.

Why are you home?

Don't want to miss Sanford and Son.

That was the best thing I ever did. Just wait 'til you get to college.

You know, I just didn't feel like going away for spring break.

Eric, can I talk to you?

It is you, isn't it?

Kitty, what happened to the mail?

Ortho what? Ortho-novum.

- Yes, we can. - Red!

"Hi, honey. How was school today?"

Eric, you're like a million miles away. What's going on?

- No, Mom, not me. - Thank God.

- So, you feel tons better, right? - Oh, yeah!