Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't think I have to tell you it's for her eyes only.
[Laughs] You know, I always thought...
Nelson, Nelson, Nelson. How many kids have you beaten up this year?
Do you know where the remote is? I looked all over the house.
[Speaking In Deep Voice] disappear. [Chuckling]
Father! Uncle Apu! A teacher was in the closet with the principal.
- I don't know, 50? - Ah, 50.
I gotta barf! [Retches]
Is it too late to say that?
Ha! It's working like a charm, boys.
Chris hears ya. Chris don't care.
Where does the time go?
I'd like you to give this note to Edna when you get back to class.
And did I mention that I couldn't care less for her caress?
I said imagine it! Imagine if everyone else would start believing that you're a murderer. Just imagine it! Mosey on over and kill Othello. Dumping will never spank delinquency.
- Do you think anyone saw us? - No.
Oh, moon eternal, make up, I think I'll have my Jurassic period. Harper, it's just like water weighing up!
Let's talk deal.
- Don't think of me as a teacher. - Okay.
- [Firecrackers Exploding] - [Kids Screaming]
pbs kids
Stuff it all on bums! I hate myself! I hate the world! I hate my mum! Kiss my toot!
Well, that's nice. But first you gotta grab their attention. And I think I know how.
What's happened? Why am I playing saviour of the earth?
- [Car Door Slamming] - You think they actually filmed this in Atlanta?
All right, people, we've got an escaped octopus on the roof of Springfield Elementary.
Ruckus: Oh, my tummy! Nutshell: I told you we should've served cake instead of oysters!
Isabella Garcia Shapiro and Eustace Colon sitting in a tree! C'est vie la moi.
- [Kissing] - [Spoon Clatters]
(SKINNER HUMMING CLASSICAL MELODY)
(SEYMOUR HUMMING CLASSICAL)
disqualify you from all but the hottest and noisiest jobs.
- [Champagne Cork Pops] - [Edna] Whoo! Oh, Seymour!
the principal was dating a teacher, they might see it as a conflict of interest.
Tsukino Usagi to Aino Minako. Perfetta.
Chris hears ya. Chris don't care.
[Whispering, Indistinct]