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- [Gasping] - And swearing!
[Clearing Throat] Okay, well, um-
Now Kimmel’s scoring off me
And then Bart opened the door, and Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabappel were kissing!
- Edna! - Seymour.
[Groaning] Hoo, boy!
Homer, Bart's up there!
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh how dare you burn the school down That is so it You are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for over 33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 years
- [Keypad Beeping] - Thank you, Sarah.
This stupid fact is making my life get all poopiparped out.
There's dave. He knows the score!
I just learned that Little Miss Lola Loud and Benjamin Bones are a bunch of bloodthirsty cannibals!
Now, Bart, uh- [Coughs]
Sherry and Teri, two little girls with bangs. Lisa's date with density.
That's it! Looking good. Getting warm.
My child told me you two were having sex in the school janitor's closet.
(Bubbles retching)
Chris hears ya. chris don't care.
I'm inclined to agree.
Snorri hears ya Snorri don't care
Bessie:
There's Ralph. He knows the score!
Well, Seymour, it's clear you've been falsely accused...
- You know, making babies! - Yes! Illicit sex!
[Tires Screeching]
- Huh? - We can't continue on like this...
So, what'll it be, Seymour?
It went just as we planned.
I collect matchbooks from glamorous nightclubs.
"Dear Edna, I want to-" [Mumbling]
My opinions are as valid as the next man's!
Now Jerry Jeudy’s Scoring Off Me!