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So, I need you to keep her busy for a few hours...
Eva, you are so gonna be powering down the system.
Eva, you said the system was powering down. I thought for a second you were just about to go on a date with a scary man who's not you're dad.
- [Vomiting] - [Children Shrieking]
- Talk to me. - You have got to end this thing, Seymour.
Ask them why they're forcing two dedicated people...
Seymour, I think you'd better tell them.
Now, so long.
Scootch: I'm ruined! [Grunts]
Your-Your help made our love possible.
Yes?
## [Humming Classical]
Ha-ha- [Groans]
We're just a little concerned. If people were to find out...
- Bart! - Oh! [Gagging, Swallowing]
You better not have a bomb! I'M ABOUT TO BLOW THIS WHOLE HOUSE UP RIGHT NOW!
Isabella Garcia Shapiro had a major crush on Eustace Colon.
Uh-
I suppose we overreacted.
- And where is your mortarboard anyway? - [Groans]
Hey, it's Saturday! Your powers are useless against me.
Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!
It's hard enough to keep the kids awake without you, Seymour.
At my age, I don't have much saliva left...
If we're seen there, it'll definitely take our social standing down a notch.
You're fired. Edna too.
Oh, but you seemed like such a good couple.
- [Bart] You got it. - Damn!
So, once again, I've been had.
Well, that concludes this morning's announcements. I'm Seymour Skinner.
[Squeaking, Popping]
Mm-mmm. It's Mr. Skinner now.
[Chuckling] There are those who might use it against us for their own advantage.
There's Dave. He knows the score!
Well, actually, Seymour and I have decided to break up.