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Isabella Garcia Shapiro had a major crush on Eustace Colon.
I suppose we overreacted.
You better not have a bomb! I'M ABOUT TO BLOW THIS WHOLE HOUSE UP RIGHT NOW!
Oh, but you seemed like such a good couple.
Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!
- [Bart] You got it. - Damn!
Well, actually, Seymour and I have decided to break up.
We're just a little concerned. If people were to find out...
You're fired. Edna too.
It's hard enough to keep the kids awake without you, Seymour.
Well, that concludes this morning's announcements. I'm Seymour Skinner.
- Bart! - Oh! [Gagging, Swallowing]
Seymour, I think you'd better tell them.
Hey, it's Saturday! Your powers are useless against me.
Yes?
Mm-mmm. It's Mr. Skinner now.
Scootch: I'm ruined! [Grunts]
- And where is your mortarboard anyway? - [Groans]
At my age, I don't have much saliva left...
So, once again, I've been had.
Uh-
[Chuckling] There are those who might use it against us for their own advantage.
[Squeaking, Popping]
Ask them why they're forcing two dedicated people...
- [Vomiting] - [Children Shrieking]
So, I need you to keep her busy for a few hours...
Eva, you said the system was powering down. I thought for a second you were just about to go on a date with a scary man who's not you're dad.
Your-Your help made our love possible.
Ha-ha- [Groans]
If we're seen there, it'll definitely take our social standing down a notch.
Eva, you are so gonna be powering down the system.
Now, so long.
- Talk to me. - You have got to end this thing, Seymour.
There's Dave. He knows the score!
## [Humming Classical]