Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Beautiful colors. Never has- [Muffled]
D'oh! [Screams]
Oh, Edna, I hope this siege never ends.
[Chuckles] I think we both know the answer to that.
- Bart's gonna marry the teacher! - Where are you registered, Simpson?
- [Feedback Squealing] - ## [Piano]
- So. - Mm-hmm?
Mm-hmm. I'm used to humiliation. But not in front of a crowd that size.
Everyone was miserable. Call the midwife! Tabby or no tabby. My pregnant wife died.
- Mm-hmm. - [Clears Throat]
I'm going to step out for a few minutes, class. Martin, you're in charge.
To be the chosen one or not to be. Whether tis known I am dying, I am dead meat. You were teaching me so many very important things that I need to know especially when we're gonna be very crass.
Now Spike's scoring off me. oh that is it!
Okay, crew. Set your faces to stunned.
- I'm a mathemagician! - [Groaning]
"Fine. Stay in the school. We don't want you to come out."
[Groaning] Ugh!
I gotta barf! (Munchy retches)
- Hmm. - [Snapping]
It all started in 1941, when Good Housekeeping featured a photo of a lovely cake.
(YM children moaning, groaning)
Uhh… this is a magic IBM PC!
We have barricaded ourselves in the school...
and tell every man, woman and child that I love Edna Krabappel!
Eh, I gave my oysters to Bubbles.
I am a virgin.
As you know, Bart, your permanent record will one day...
I've been exiled, persecuted, establishmentiglized and left all alone with absolutely no defense. When she thinks of what Bart did, she's gonna go a little bit intense!
That was more than I wanted to know.
That's the best you can do?
I'd fall for a woman just like Mother.
[Cheering]
ButJanie told me that Principal Skinner and Bart's teacher, Mrs. What's-Her-Name?