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Oh, I'm not the kind of magician who does tricks.
Obviously, you two have no experience causing a scene.
[Skinner] Bart Simpson, report to the principal's office immediately!
- Hey! Does this mean that Mrs. Krabappel is a virgin too? - [Nelson] Ha!
Jupiter Crystal Power! Make Up!
Chris hears ya. Chris don't care.
has been canceled due to confusion.
[Dings]
- Can't it wait till I retire? - Um- [Clears Throat]
Where's the bathroom?
- We'll blast them out with music. - [Brakes Hissing]
Don't stop, Beaver. You're so close!
[Skinner On P.A.] And, finally...
And stand by to resume learning in five...
Usually, it's just soup for one, salad for one, wine for three.
- To poor decisions. - Hear! Hear!
- Bart! - [Swallowing] Uh, Mrs. K?
This is absurd! I did not have relations in that closet!
[Beeping]
(fat kid moaning, whimpering) CatNap, how come you’re not sick?
[Softly] I didn't. I just wanted to leave.
- What are you getting at? - You've spent your whole life following orders.
because no one, anywhere, ever...
## [Romantic Strings]
- Skinner! - Uh- Superintendent Chalmers!
We’ve released the Oscar nominees list. Willy hears ya. Willy don’t care.
Sordid, public, sexual congress!
No. You get off of my school.
Excuse me, Edna. I don't think we're talking about love here.
I know where we can hole up for a while.
- I'll get it. - [Rings]