Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

' Mind your business ♪ ' She's sayin' this '

Are you sure about that four minutes?

You start a little bonfire

[Player] Gallo with a G? [DM] That's right.

It's Dog Shit! Dog Shit! That's Great! Dog Shit!

I’ve been saying this a lot lately...

Uh, my clients, caught completely by surprise,

TFW when a Calvinist gets to heaven and tells God he knows what "Whosoever" Really meant but God just says it means "whosoever.' You were serious about that?

the entire grit-eating world

What are you wearin’?

'Cause Chevy didn't make a 327 in '55.

What the fuck is that?

Granted. Mr. Trotter, you may proceed.

You guys hear about the Ongoing cholesterol problem in the country?

Metallic mint grenn

You don't believe them? No. They don't execute for shoplifting.

[Glass Shatters]

Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces.

After you see some of the nuffie replies on here

Is there any more shit We can Pile on!?!?

He was just being the quintessential Ambatuvalppil

Aiding and abetting? What is that, a major thing?

and you have to say Thank you.

Trump just didn’t have enough time. Golfing on the taxpayers’ dime is too important

I heard a gunshot, so I looked out the window,

[Catcalling, Hooting]

It's very romantic.

Fan it out. Show it to me.

FOR ME, SIX TIMES WAS A CHARM

Never heard of him? Doesn't matter. Anyway,

I'm sorry to have ever doubted you at any time.

Nobody and I mean nobody Pulls the wool over the eyes of Paul Yduarte!

Dog shit! That’s great! Dog shit!

Is there anymore shit we could possibly pile on to the outcome of HS? Is it possible?

I could use a good ass kicking, I'll be very honest with you

Trial starts tomorrow. You wanna know what I'm nervous about?

Finding good uniform pants at Costco

Cocamisi fuck you

and a little murder case which, in the balance,

[Spectators Murmuring]

You lent me your little camera, didn't you?

I’m a outta work hairdresser

I'm a special automotive instructor of forensic studies...

A little encouragement.

I mean, he did it, so all of a sudden it seemed possible.

with a white convertible top, Michelin model XGV tires,

It might be a taillight. Just relax.

I'm Finished With This Guy.

*earthquake starts* Kristy and I fast asleep

First case.. The People of the State of Alabama...

[Doors Banging]

you could positively identify the defendants,

I don't know. I don't feel good.

Two different men drive up in a similar-looking car,

Your now in contempt of coc

"Hey, Stan, You're In Kansas-Fuckin'-City."

And because both cars were made by G.M.,

This is gonna be great. Vinny's first case.

Me wearing a mask at Echo

- ♪ Then he's sayin' that ' - What is that?

' Way down south '

and a verdict of accessory to murder in the first degree...

Come on. You could say. It's okay. They know.

I sure would be if I were you.

You can hear it for miles.

Mr. Gambini? Yes, sir?

We-We intend to prove...

It's ok, you can say it... They already know.

Look here what I got

There's a spring around it. It pops it open when it's inside the tube.

Oh! [Door Opens]

And that suit better be made out of some kind of cloth.

Can I help? Can I help?

I would never miss that for the whole world, you know.

Is this the car? Yes, sir.

' Now once you get down there then you'll see '

That is a lucid, intelligent, well-thought-out objection

the state would like to dismiss all charges.

Loud, screaming babies,

for the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

Well............Yeah

I'm, uh... I'm really scared.

and left a residue of rubber on the asphalt.

Put it on the plate and add butter. [Chuckles]

He could still fuck things up.

Is there anymore shit we can pile on to 2020

That is it! I'm out of here.

into the Sac-O-Suds, what angle was your point of view?

He's not allowed any surprises.

We lawyers... I’m a lawyer... we call that a counteroffer

[Door Opens] Lisa!

I'm just waiting to finesse him. I'm startin' to finesse him. I got him goin'.

See, 20 years ago, I became a actor.

Is there any more shit we can pile On the top of this bloody mary!?!?

' Way down south ' ' Way down south '

Each piece of evidence is just another building block.

Everything that guy just said is bullshit.

and jump into a can-o-meat with a white top

How do you like your brisket?? Regular, Creamy or Al dente

No more questions.

[Clanging Continues]

You believe that? the whole state got bad weatha'

it’s ok. they know.

I asked him again, and he again said, "I shot the clerk."

- Yeah. - Yeah. Then you get the money.

His name was in the papers all last week. Yeah, I saw that.

What if I was just to kick the ever-lovin’ shit outa you

What? What’d I say?

Should I be worried?

What do you mean you got stiffed? Did you say you got stiffed?

What is it, Joe Pesci, that attracts you personally to the desert?

t 6105: Marine violated COVID ROM

My thought on TB

I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots.

' But her heart was love-stricken so she never thought of quittin' '

Did you say "youts" What is a "yout"?

what the fuck do you mean by voice I don't understand your gibber gabber

I don’t know. I’m a fast counter I guess!

i shot the clerk?

Where did you shoot this from up in a tree?

You get that? All the birds got the flu

He has to show you everything.

Bring it here. Let me see it.

I get a little nervous sometimes…i’m gettin better

I routinely twist to maximum allowable torquage.

I advise you, sir, when you come into my courtroom, you are to know the letter of the law.

If I hurt others I will take a break calm down 2 minute

Zip: NO NO NO NO NO NO PLEASE DO NOT RAPE ME SPARE MY PENSIES AND ALL MYSE ANEUS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

the evidence in this case is gonna show...

Let the record show the counsel is holding up two fingers.

You and your little Pine Nut friends are gathered around

Is that thing Turbocharged?

No. That's too bad.

The case cracker! Me in the shower!

they're as thin as this playing card.

You knew you could ask questions, didn't you, Vin?

When dan sends a picture no one can read

The 1991 Pontiac Tempest

I Did Say That. Would You Say That?

Then the firm that hires you, they teach you procedures.

are you mocking me?

What are they going to do, send a guide into the mountains, looking for them? No.

What if I were to kick the ever-lovin’ shit outta ya?

We've been given no prior notice he'd testify, no discovery of any tests he's conducted...

[Sighs] He's a tough one. Yes.

Studyinh For bar

I'm not a patient man.

There is one problem. We can't afford to keep bailing you out.

my client did indeed visit...

Are you on drugs?

No self-respecting southerner cheers for Notre Dame

ELECTION 2020 OMG, WHAT A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!

Don’t forget this one and this one

That's it? What about everything we talked about?

Ala-fuckin-bama

How Do I Know That's Not A Bunch Of Ones With A 20 Wrapped Around It?

I asked him again, and he said, "I shot the clerk."

uh, T-T-T... uh, Tipton!

So I wore this ridiculous Santa hat for you

belonging to the defendants' car.

I told you why already.

Are you on drugs

I'm aware of that

I will ask you one more time and one more time only.

I take pride in my grits

' Will burn till your soul will melt '

All right. Is there any way I could help out in this procedure situation?

The choice now is I get my ass kicked,

Well, the '64 Skylark had a solid rear axle.

Judge Goodell, we draft Caleb Farley

You think I like fuckin' up? Is that it?

' If you wanna have a good time, you will '

am not Rebeca am Rebecca R-E-B-E-C-C-A

What is a grit anyways?

Probably right. But Fuck Him Still

I think I get the point!

- I'm enjoying myself so far. - I got a little surprise for you tomorrow.

This is your opinion?

- Not guilty. - Thank you.

of defending clients who say they didn't do it.

[Steam Whistle Blowing] [Both Scream]

No. I hate him.

Merlock handling HA cases

but you knew about it…?

I mean, the guy will lose respect for me. Would you rather have that?