Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He offers to have his secretary copy everything for me.

No I hate him...

“You get that? The whole hospital is on Vacation!”

An idiot that wants to hang his Dewalt tools on a peg board,

I asked where the new guys were, and they brought me right here.

Let me see. This is a tough decision you give me here.

According to the Media.... The Whole World Got the Flu

Has this ever happend at you workplace?

OH, A COUNTEROFFER

Stop the death penalty!

I’m going wit option B And collecting $200

You were just ready to eat, and you heard a gunshot. That's right. I'm sorry.

but I gotta tell ya- you're one hell of a trial lawyer.

What do you think of Maddie?

My AT HOSPITAL clock Is tickin like this

IT'S A BULLSHIT QUESTION.

' Every time you're up they try to bring you down '

That's one hell of an ego you've got...

the whole country got covid-19

THE COURT OF BEECHUM COUNTY IS NOW IN SESSION

I don't know. I suppose. I mean, I'm a man's man. I could go deer huntin'.

that two boys who fit the defendants' description...

He found out? Yeah.

Were these magic grits?

Well, perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist at Three Rivers Stadium

They're gonna nuke this guy Norton this weekend.

verloren van chess society .....

No more games for you

Uh-huh. Is that thing turbocharged? [Laughter]

I don't see no stars I don't see no stars

Your verdict is gonna depend...

You knew you could score late, didn’t you Vin?

Every day, you've got to learn

James harden World traveler

What else could we pile on?

I got 2 mothers in the ER. A Broken back. Dementia. Lock downs. Dysfunctional families. Liver disease. No job. No money. Allergic to my own cats. Laundry out the ass!. Beat that Vinny

The magician with the ponytail? Right.

my career, your life, our marriage, and let me see, what else can we pile on? Is there any more SHIT we can pile on to the top Is it possible?!

If you will look in the manual, you will see that this particular model faucet...

stag’s leap artemis? what is that, a major thing?

We actually have a chance of winning this week .

What was he before he was a hockey player? A fuckin’ comedian?

I could use a good ass kickin’

Thanks a lot cunt hunt!

And Who is that? who is blake dunn?

were both cars available...

Are you still sure about those shares of mmtlp

I asked him if he did it and he said "I shot the clerk."

Yeah. They peeled away. Car was all over the road. Thank you, sir.

That's half the distance.

Seems logical now

and i saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

Can you participate in an endeavor in which the ultimate decision might be death by electrocution?

with the rear tires of the defendants' car.

I'm not Joey "Gallo" I'm Joey "CALLO!"

On there's a F***** Surprise

Are you sure about that half hour?!

Well perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your road

It’s a bullshit question. You can’t have too many fruit snacks!

' Was a little tender lovin' care '

I won my first case. You know what this means.

THAT'S A LOT OF STUDYING

Oh. What are you, a fuckin' world traveler?

I wore this ridiculous face mask.....for you

Maybe it's broken. Is that what you're saying? It's broken?

[Haller] Mr. Gambini, your witness.

APRIL PLEASE MAKE EXTRA

Uh-uh. Don’t forget this one and this one!

I get a little nervous sometimes. I’m gettin’ better.

Making fiends making fiend’s vendettas always make

Oh. Gee, thanks.

that’s quite a (bullshit) story

You get that? The whole flow of coins got the Covid.

He wanted his son to follow in his footsteps, but he became a musician or something.

Now didn't I tell you next time you appear in the oval office that you dress appropriately?

I don't want to hear explanations. The State of Alabama has its procedure.

And, uh, he was found innocent and set free,

NICK REFLECTS ON HOW MUCH MAX SPENDS AT HIS SHOP

But I want you to know, Stan, he had nothing to do with it.

Everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you.

[Train Whistle Blowing] [Loud Rumbling]

Something? Enough to-

Well, I understand, but, you know, what are your alternatives?

not for me it isn’t

- I react harshly when you don't. - You should.

You know, you raggin' on me is not gonna give me any great spontaneous knowledge.

holds the lives of two innocent kids,

[Clanging Continues]

And you, Mr. Gambini-

Come on. You could say. It’s ok. They know.

"I'm Thinking Of Gettin' Thicker Glasses."

I think you made your point!

the Buick that the defendants were driving made those tire tracks?

I'm a piece of shit 'cause I can't figure out a way for you to help?

A little? You got thrown in jail. Twice.

[Tires Squealing]

He'll show them to you in a very special way...

That’s what we lawyers, I’m a lawyer, we lawyers call that a counteroffer

My feelings today, one of my favorite movies

You’re welcome

Don't think being from New York you're gonna get special treatment.

Nice hat boy I want to spit on it

[Lisa] All right.

I'm doin a favor here ya know. You're gettin me for nothin ya little fuck

It's a simple procedure. You heard what the judge said.

- I'm holdin' you in contempt of court. - There's a fuckin' surprise.

A sweet, innocent, harmless, leaf-eatin', doe-eyed, little deer

Two hundred dollars.

[Vinny] Thank you.

Wait till you hear the whole thing so you can understand this now.

Look, it's either me or them. You're gettin' fucked one way or the other. [Laughs]

Now, in the '60s, there were only two other cars made in America...

Win Some Lose Some

[Laughs] I love this! That's it!

[Man] Hey, Tom!

' Mind your business ' Where is he from?

Are you sure? Yes, I'm sure.

Are you on drugs

Yeah. Think that was a smart move?

No. It is a trick question.

You get that? The whole store got covid

Did you say slurp juices? Yeah, two slurp juices

Is there any more shit we could pile on to the top of the outcome of this case?

Who did the Big Dread Machine pickup? Joey Callo? Nope, Joey Gallo! G-A-L-L-O!

Is that it? No, there's more.

Very impressive. She's cute too, huh?

No self-respectin worker wears pants nowadays

- My clients are... - What are you wearin'?

In the words of Jerry Gallo (or was it Callo?)

[Laughs] Me? What about you?

Ten? [Laughing]

MR. MASTOROS ARE YOU ON DRUGS?

Linus tech tips is dead! I'm Linus dick tips.

Okay, I'll be here.

Oh my god, what a fucking nightmare!

I mean, I'll learn it as I go. Learn as you go?

Only on the floor models.

You want a turkey yeah

Let's go. [Man #2] Yeah, what you want, Junior?

If, you don't fu*k up!

I’d like to have a third goal

Your Honor, my clients didn't do anything.

Oh there’s a fuckin’ surprise

Are you on drugs?

No, sir. It's very unusual.

You're fired. I want HIM!

You're supposed to be done kinda expert Is that correct?

What the fuck is that?

I'd like to speak to you in my chambers.

wheelbase and wheel track as the '64 Skylark, and that was...

I'd like to, uh, voir dire...

You get your clothes on I’ll get your fucking shoes

Project Matterhorn Motto

I'm doing a favor here, you know? You're gettin' me for nothing, ya little fuck.

as an expert in automobiles? It doesn't.

' That believe true love is dead '

Maybe you didn't twist it hard enough.

- You have anything to add? - Thing? What thing?

You get that? Declan’s got the flu.

[Spectators Murmuring]

I asked him again, and again he said, "I shot the clerk."

Maybe we should make sure. Let's check it out.

You know, this could be a sign of things to come.

May we approach the bench, please? [Haller] If you wish.

I was just resting... Not wearing a coat or tie.

There's nothin' to worry about. There might be.

Oh, Your a smooth Talk er

Four uncles on my father's side are mechanics.

Over 60 years, maybe 10 times.

I wanted to win my first case without any help from anybody.

versus William Robert Gambini and Stanley Marcus Rothenstein.

He has to give you a list of all his witnesses. You can talk to all his witnesses.

DRAMATIC BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW THE ANSWER!

' All the way from Nashville to New Orleans '

I shot the clerk?

as an expert in bloodstains? it doesn't.

then leave... then two different men drive up in a similar-

ya know win some lose some

You realize you're still under oath?

BP email rambling Sunday monring

Not my job Do you own investigatin'

How Do I Know That's Not A Bunch Of Ones With A 20 Wrapped Around It?

and is being called to rebut the testimony of George Wilbur.

Can't you tell they don't have Chinese restaurants around here?

Come on. You could say. It's okay. They know.

the Sac-O-Suds convenience store in Wahzoo City.

#Madden20 was WRONG

It’s a bullshit question but colony wars is the correct starting deck

Think that's it. Don't they have any generics here?

We gonna fight now?

SOY LA MAS SEXY Y LA MEJOR DE TODAS SOY EL MEJOR

This is not the forum to be cavalier.

No. I mean, he was-

It goes out to Ernestine from Charles Weaver with a big old hug and kiss.

so in the worm’s “brain”…..so i can hone in on your central thesis here….you read beerbelly as mcbelly….thought of the halloween tape….then thought of the 8-track jeb stuart what-have-you

Uh... Good choice.

Listen. Uh, what's the story with this incredibly, remarkably,

I'M THINKING OF GETTIN' THICKER GLASSES.

There's only the two of us here.