Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[People Shouting]

[Handset Settles In Cradle]

Where's Stan? Uh, Stan. He's not comin'... Stan.

' Whoo-hoo-hoo '

these are photos of tires...

which was not available on the '64 Buick Skylark.

OMG, WHAT A FUCKING NIGHTMARE

No. They didn't have enough time.

There it is the case cracker

- I twisted it just right. - How could you be so sure?

Leaves. Leaves!

Is it possible?

I have a fax here from the clerk of New York.

I think I get the point.

I shot the clerk?

What was he before he was a basketball player, a fuckin' comedian?

Have they always been that thick?

You’re a dead man

Wouldn't I be better off serving justice by puttin' the guilty in jail?

You like competition too? Makes things kind of fun, doesn't it?

Breakfast? Ya think?

It’s impossible to answer.

i'm finished with this guy.

' She had plans to seduce him If she could, she would loosen '

That's quite a story

Come on, Skip--you can say it It's Okay--we all know

Did it ever occur to you it could be turned off and drip at the same time?

And sometimes there's a big guy named Bubba no one wants to tangle with.

Noma does the basement hold water

Is there anymore shit that we could pile on to the top of this case?!

Maybe I'll just start with you. We'll let him sleep a little bit.

World traveller

The case cracker honey! Hunter in the shower!

WERE THESE MAGIC GRITS?

No more questions.

I got my pictures back. Oh, good.

I'm not jerry callo i'm jerry gallo

That one kid who thinks everyone's on drugs.

Trump Responding

what is it with you and that tucci?!?!

Chris Wallace about Trump

You guys hear about the Ongoing cholesterol problem in the country

No, you’re wrong

' You get a little lazy Afterwards you're crazy '

[Woman] Then I heard two loud bangs like firecrackers.

How much would an attorney cost? A decent one? $50,000. $100,000.

- What is a yout? - Oh. Excuse me, Your Honor.

I think we may get a confession.

Is the password shared by JT, the same password you used to register?!

' And if you love him '

Listen, Vin. I-

' That believe true love is dead '

Mrs. Riley, are those two young men present in the courtroom today? Yes, sir, they are.

Dead-on balls accurate?

The state would like to dismiss all charges

Don't shake your head. I'm not done yet.

IT'S A BULLSHIT QUESTION. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO ANSWER.

The way you handled that judge. Oh, you are a smooth talker!

You can stand down.

Don't shake your head, I'm not done yet

Oh, theres a fuckin’ surprise…

Hey Les Bowen Hahaha

Well, that would certainly explain the hostility.

I pray that I may never see the desert again. Hear me, God.

Look, maybe I could have handled the preliminary a little better, okay? I admit it.

ARE YOU IN FAVOR OF LAW AND ORDER

What am I gonna wear? What are you gonna hunt?

can you tell me...

So whattya tellin me…that you’re intolerant of gluten?

You’re welcome

Coronavirus 2020

Ah, here's a good one of the tire marks.

Have you Been Drinking

to escort Ms. Vito to the witness stand please?

Yeah Keep bailing me out

Or perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your green

Look, let's say he asks all the possible questions, right?

Old Guys After Shooting At a Deer

Mrs. Riley and ONLY Mrs. Riley...

[Spectators Murmuring]

Are you sure about that 15 minutes?!

no, you’re wrong

I think you should give it to em

Jaguar Fans After Ohio State , Clemson Game

Im wearing, uh, clothes

WHAT IS THIS RUSTY, DUSTY, DIRTY LOOKING THING ALL OVER YOUR TL?

OH MY GOD, WHAT A FUCKIN' NIGHTMARE!

What is a "yout"? -Oh I'm sorry your honor, "UTE".

I'm not Joey Gallo I'm Joey Callo

' And it's hard to imagine how the flames of passion '

- This is your opinion? - It's a fact.

You could say that.

' Whoo-hoo-hoo ♪

Okay, you're helping. We'll use your pictures.

AIDING AND ABETTING? WHAT IS THAT? A MAJOR THING?

A .357 magnum revolver was found in their possession.

Uh-huh. How long you been in that position?

However, in 1964,

[Insects Chirping] [Vehicles Passing]

Well, if you turned it off, why am I listening to it?

What…what’s this over here?

Committed this “high-ein-nous” crime...

You guys hear about the ongoing cholesterol problem in the country?

Bailiff, please take Mr. Gambini into custody. His bail will be set at $200.

I’m not coming to zoom. Oh there’s a fucking surprise.

I think I get the point

So obviously, it takes you five minutes to make breakfast.

so that they appear to have everything a brick should have.

Bring it See it

[Grunts] This fucking jacket!

It’s called disclosure You dickhead

You'd have to say "Thankyou"

[Vinny] Is it possible that two separate cars...

Not to mention your... severe autism.

You get that? The WHole gas station was closed

Everything that guy just said is bulls***. Thank you.

I’d like to have a third goal.

And is there any way in the world...

because you got enough pressure on you already, but...

Everything that swoogin just said is bullshit! Thank you!

[Dog Barking In Distance]

Now, Mrs. Riley... and only Mrs. Riley...

- What is a grit anyways? - It's made out of corn. Them hominy grits.

Joe Biden and The Alphabet Gang

oh there's a fuckin' surprise.

Oh, what are you, a fucking dick engineer?

Now, Mrs. Riley....... Because your former fun colleague knew you would need something to make you laugh when you realize your new colleagues are duds

What else is new?

The whole store got the flu

Actually, it was a good learning experience for me.

I'll leave quietly, no grudges.

[Laughing, Whistling]

Yep. Yeah, we're famous for our mud.

[Groaning] Oh, honey, move.

I’m gettin’ better

You gonna kick the shit outta me now?

Rocky’s Be Like…

WHAT IS THIS RUSTY, DUSTY, DIRTY LOOKING THING OVER YOUR TL?

What kind of heads? I don't know.

AIDING AND ABETTING? WHAT IS THAT? A MAJOR THING?

They didn’t teach ya that at FSU tailgates either!?

Did you say Joey Gallo? Yes I did.

' But he was wrapped up in his work and actin' like a jerk '

[Clears Throat]

and the right tire mark stays flat and even?

What is it with you with that mouth? Shut up!

Y'all come back and see us anytime now. I'll see ya. I'll see ya.

You're gonna then hear the testimony of the three eyewitnesses...

you're supposed to be some kinda expert in automobiles- Is that correct?

Well I guess that plan’s moot.

What is my suit doin' in the trunk?

Here's some for 37 cents. Here's some for 32.

And there was this very prominent stage actor in New York. His name was Vincent Gambini.

What is a grit anyways?

What is grit anyway? Sure, sure I’ve heard of them

About 50 feet. Oh, now, do you think that's close enough...

Holy Shit! YOU GOT IT, HONEY! YOU DID IT! THE CASE-CRACKER!!!

did you say "yutes"?

What do you think now, dear?

You win all your cases, but with somebody else's help, right?

My house and stuff. House and stuff.

Did you say yout? Yeah, songs of your yout

Take your time. Choose the right words. Get back to me when you’re ready.

[Screeching] [Door Closing]

breaking out the work clothes.....

Hmm. [Laughing]

State of the Union Address Response

Are you sure about that four minutes? I don't know....

What is a 'linguistic'???

Murray Godwin Are you mocking me?

Are you on drugs?

I'm thinking of gettin' thicker glasses.

What the fuck is your problem?

I'm, uh... I'm really scared.

Mrs. Riley... Because your former fun colleague knew you’d need a laugh when you realize your new colleagues are duds.

You From Ala F**kin Bam

Except that the only store you could buy a new suit in has got the flu.

Is that it? No, there's more.

I got no more use for this guy

go directly to trial, skip that and get a dismissal. [Trotter Chuckles]

So, what's your problem? My problem is...

Excuse me, but I think a modicum of gratitude would not be out of line here.

Famous for your craft beer? How's your mexican chicken?

as they do in the rest of the country.

The whole store got the flu.

Excuse me. You guys down here... hear about the ongoing cholesterol problem in this country?

Don't be afraid. Just shout 'em right out when you know.

I explained it to you already. It’s just procedure. I'm bound to fuck up a little.