Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's gonna call back after 3:00.

' Will burn till your soul will melt '

I want Matilda ... to do the training

I’d like to, uh, voi dire the witness

I'm not Joey Gallo I'm Jerry Callo

All right. Bye.

lookin' through this dirty window,

they thought they were getting arrested for, uh, shoplifting a can of tuna.

that had positraction and independent rear suspension...

dead-on balls accurate.

to drop his guard so that I can finesse a little information out of him.

There’s a fucking surprise

Since I was six.

If he let me look at his files- Oh, boy.

You're welcome. I hope we can do it again sometime.

O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O YOL..I.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.

Commits a hi-e-nuss crime

Well, my father was a mechanic. His father was a mechanic.

He's my friend. [Chuckles]

[Birds Chirping, Twittering]

Daily Kos... I think you should give it to me

Me at 5am Oxford Iowa

' I thought she was thin I thought she was fat '

That's quite a story. [Laughs] Yeah.

I could use a good ass kicking

you were serious about dat?

Shut up. We think they're trying to set us up as patsies, Ma.

Famous for your mud? How's your Chinese food?

Well, we don't have any serial killers in Beechum County.

Goddamn it. Just calm down.

HOW DO I KNOW THATS NOT A BUNCH OF ONES WITH A 20 WRAPPED AROUND IT?

I'm not Joey "Gallo" I'm Joey "CALLO!"

Your in Ala-Fuckin-Bama Put your hood on it’s time to vote

on a '63 Pontiac Tempest...

This fucking jacket

You guys hear about the ongoing COVID problem in the country?

[DM] You're a dead man. [Player] I'm a dead man?

i FINED THE ARTICLE TO BE DEAD-ON BALLS ACCURATE.

That's what we lawyers- I'm a lawyer- We lawyers call that a counteroffer

Nah I think I’ll just go with the unemployment

' The notch in the Bible belt '

when you saw them entering the Sac-O-Suds?

I would love to hear this! So would I

[Whispering Continues]

McCoys is wrong!

Do I have to kill you? What if I was just to kick the ever-lovin' shit out of ya?

Only if there’s EXTRA April

Nope. For me 6 times was a charm

I'm going with option B: kicking your ass and collecting $200.

So, um, why don't you just tell me your side of the story?

No self-respecting Southerner puts marshmallows on sweet potatoes

the tweet is wrong!

Very, very little.

[Pigs Squealing]

DA' BIG GUY IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OMG, WHAT A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!

once again the communication process has broken down.

Shirley, can you xerox all the files...

Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit...

Is it possible that the 200 youts...

taken by my fiancée outside the Sac-O-Suds.

No. I mean- I mean, it wasn't planned out. You know, it just happened.

A sweet, innocent, harmless, leaf-eatin', doe-eyed, little deer.

They was kinda walkin' away from me.

Did you fall in your place or somebody else's?

I swear to God, I do not need this right now, okay?

The jury will please disregard counsel's entire opening statement.

How do I know that's not a bunch of ones with a 20 wrapped around it?

Are you on drugs?

Was this a magic ice cube?

Don't be afraid. Just shout 'em right out when you know.

' Or givin' up on how she felt '

Why didn't you ask them any questions? Questions?

It's a screen. A screen!

' But I'll tell ya somethin', brother When you're dealin' with your feelings '

I say it'd be cheaper to get it fixed...

What's wrong with you?

[Player] did you say Jerry Gallo? [DM] Yes I did.

But Vin, you graduated from law school six years ago. What’ve you been doing since? Studying for the bar.

You're the jury. It's your job to decide who's telling the truth.

What is a "Ute"?

Chicken hamburger

Look how you're lookin' at me. Look how you're... What is that look supposed to mean?

Do you popsicle no is disgusting

Is this the car?

Now, the evidence against you is pretty strong.

I'm not jerking you off. I'm not doing anything.

The output, speed and rank all where we would expect them...

Cocamisi fuck you

Your Honor, may I have permission to treat Ms. Vito as a hostile witness?

just to refresh the court's memory,

[Bill] We were friends at NYU.

Know what, Lisa? Who wants to marry you anyway?

how many fingers am I holding up now?

- What? - At what point did you shoot the clerk?

Okay. But does being an ex-mechanic necessarily...

That's a Bullshit Question No, It's a Trick Question

My cousin Vinny

Shit, Stan. I don't want to fire him. I mean, he's family, you know.

You paid for the groceries.

' Get out on the highway headin' down it my way '

Vinny Bag-o-donuts, how are you?

Dead On Balls Accurate

But other than that, I feel pretty good.

kerry toyne and sue bain. norma toyne and sue money.

No objection, Your Honor.

That is a lucid, intelligent, well-thought-out observation

Andrew Cuomo 2020!

Except that the only store you could buy a new suit in has got the flu.

Uh, Sheriff Farley.. What'd you find out?

Does the Defense’s case hold water? No. The Defense is wrong!

- They were. - Thank you, Ms. Vito.

IU COULD STILL FUCK THINGS UP

I should have asked you a long time ago for these pictures.

- How about if I just kick your ass? - Oh, a counteroffer.

Aidin' and abettin'.

Excuse me. You guys down here... heard about the ongoing cholesterol problem?

Is there anymore shit we can pile on

what are you wearin?

[Tires Screech]

Time for New classes

What, you're not gonna marry me now? No way.

I guess the fuckin thing is broken

- I would love to hear this! - So would I.

and then, in a most cowardly fashion, shootin' the clerk in the back.

What's that? You know you have to disclose all your evidence to me.

Nobody could answer that question.

"Hey, Stan, You're In Ala-Fuckin'-Bama."

[Whistling Dixie]

But two faded green 1964 Buick Skylark convertibles?

We-We've been arrested.

um, she's acceptable, Your Honor.

Is there any more shit we could pile on to the top ?

oh, whatta you a fuckin professional photographer?

If you kick the shit out of me?

You Got a Problem wit DAT?!!

Did You Say Yute? - Yeah, Fountain of yute

WOO-HOO, BREAK EVEN

And? Well, I hate to bring it up,

Vinny bagodonuts! How are ya?!

Bail will be set at $200,000. [Gavel Raps]

No self-respecting Southerner uses instant grits or tea

I find it hard to believe that this kind of information...

- They was runnin' out, got into the car and drove off. - [Mouthing Words]

"You Get That? The Whole Store Got The Flu."

What was he before he was a basketball player, a fu$kin' comedian?

I already got myself sent to jail twice.

Westeinder - Chess society Geen 6 - 0 .......

And what name did you tell him? Jerry Gallo.

' So they change the game ' [Engine Knocking]

Ala-fuckin-bama

How you like it? Regular, delta, or omicron?

Uh-uh, don’t forget this one and this one.

Did Stan try to stop you at any time?

Are Jew suuure?

I'd sure like to get a look at your files

And these are photos of the tire marks...

Entire opening statement, with the exception of “Thank you,"will be stricken from the record

[Chuckles] Nice to see you.

Almost 16 years.

Hold up your right hand. Do you swear to tell the truth,

[Sizzling Continues] [Vinny] Excuse me.

That's part of it.

Some days are like this

The whole store has got the flu

My mother- the way her health is right now-

of any Vincent Gambini ever trying any case in the entire state of New York.

It's a bullshit question. It's impossible to answer.

Well, in what way are you qualified?

What else is new?

You’re fired I want him!

[Spectators Murmuring]

Everything that guy just said Is bullshit…. Thank you

' They better get their heads together or they're gonna slap leather '

You've got mud in your tires

Nothing? We're getting pulled over, aren't we? You stole something. You're finished.

' Will burn till your soul will melt '