Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, I suppose

I didn't want to cash them in, but I didn't want to bounce a check,

Okay? Thank you very much.

Bail? We don't need money for bail. Nothing's happened. Relax.

There’s a fuckin surprise.

Todd, that is a well thought out WTSCN Overruled

What else can we can pile on Is there any other shit we can add to the top?

The case cracker: people working from home!

by a defense expert who might then be in a position...

Does the Defenses Case Hold Water?

Yeah, you think I'm gonna marry you.

' Nothin' like southern hospitality ''

Well my father was a mechanic. His father was a mechanic. My mother's father was a mechanic.

His name was in all those record books, but you didn’t actually read them.

I don't want to hear commentary, argument or opinion.

I got no more use for this guy.

um, what'd you find out?

- There's a cop behind us. - A cop?

Fu*king Jacket!!

Only if you make EXTRA

- [Loud Murmuring] - [Haller] You may stand down now, Mr. Wilbur.

You got it! The case-cracker!

Entire opening statement, with the exception of “Thank you," will be stricken from the record

What is a yout?

All I ask is for that one chance.

Maybe It Was A Bad Time To Bring It Up

Once again, the communication Process is broken down

None. This would be my first.

Or you could go to court and watch.

- What about the tuna fish? - Then I forgot about the can of tuna fish.

Uh, Your Honor, counsel, members of the jury,

Is this an opinion or a fact?

Very Impressive She's cute too, huh?

One was the Corvette, which could never be confused with the Buick Skylark.

Is he still there? Yeah.

How do I know that’s not a bunch of ones With a twenty wrapped around it

Do you know why you're here? Yeah.

THANK YOU MS LARUE

ITS DOG SHIT THATS GREAT

Mr. York. That was a lucid, intelligent, well thought out mark out request.

You win case after case, and then afterwards you have to go up to somebody...

AH-AH, DON'T FORGET THIS ONE AND THIS ONE

when you can't relate to yutes

you not only insult me,

[Lisa] This is very romantic...

You can still call me Gambini.

and all our little old ancestors.

I gotta get up.

Uh huh Is that thing turbo charged?

That's right. I just faxed the clerk of New York and asked him what he knew about Jerry Gallo.

All over the road

"So as your eyes have gotten more and more out of whack..."

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

as to the extent of her expertise in this area,

was a hundred percent accurate?

Imagine you're a deer.

' From emotions that his heart has felt '

And, while you're replacing one of the jets, you accidentally drop the jet.

Well, I'm not Jerry Gallo. I'm Jerry Callo.

I’m a man’s man I could give credit when it’s due

How can it hurt? If he doesn't ask the right questions, your lawyer will, right?

ROOSTER CROWING

Everton You fuckin' up this game or what?

The state would like to dismiss all charges

to be dead-on balls accurate.

That's a bullshit question. Does that mean that you can't answer it?

[Trotter] Well,

You must be Stan. How ya doin'?

But it ain't no big deal.

Come on. You could say. It's okay. They know. Doug's going a great job as the coach

Maybe if you put up some kind of a fight, you could've gotten the case thrown out.

Did you say you're a fast healer? That's it?

' The trial of survival '

It's a Bullshit Question !! It's Impossible to Answer !!

Don't you wanna know why Trotter gave you his files?

speread it like marley butter worthlessney grind it like it's funeral really grind grind grind it grind it like, worthless worthless worthless mutt worthless mutt i'll give you something to grind.

Don't Be Like Mrs. Riley. Know how to avoid vision problems.

Are you guys kidding? An accessory? I didn't help. I didn't plan it.

[Haller] Will you please answer the counselor's question?

It's ok You can say it

Is that thing Turbocharged?

I just told you that.

And the way this wait is going I ain’t never getting a bed

I think you made your point!

So I wore this ridiculous thing for you.

[Man] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sure. It's number three and five.

[Tires Screech] Got 30 fucking minutes to take a shower,

Get my ass kicked or collect $200. Hmm.

There's nothin' to worry about until there's somethin' to worry about.

Are you sure about that 5 minute major?

You will not use that kind of language in my court. You understand me?

I think I get the point

Is it possible you just saw two koalas in a green convertible...

are you mocking me with that outfit?

Would you like me to explain?

i don’t see no stars

the defense is entitled to advance notice of any witness who will testify,

- You're going hunting? - That's right.

unless by some miracle, you happen to win this case in the next 90 minutes.

Trees? trees! that's right. Don't be aftraid, just shout 'em right out when you know

What kind... What kind of law do you practice?

which I know you hate, or this.

i FIND THIS TO BE DEAD-ON BALLS ACCURATE.

Why is it a trick question?

uh-huh that thing turbocharged

what caliber bullet was used to murder Jimmy Willis?

I think we get the point

My place. Shit.

- Then why didn't you turn it off? - I did turn it off.

No further questions.

He invented the chip? The fuck's chips?

He thinks you should give it to him?

If I was in your situation, I'd want to get through this whole thing as quickly...

But my clients were guilty as hell.

[Metal Clanging] [Inmates Whistling]

Hey, King, You're in Ala-Fuckin'-Bama HEY, KING, YOU'RE IN ALA-FUCKIN'-BAMA

*random italian noises, etc* sit down and stay there until you’re told to leave

There goes the quintessential Norton.

in metallic mint-green paint?

I did not come down here just to get jerked off.

What was he before he was a hockey player? A fuckin’ comedian?

You do your own investigating

I think I get the point. No I really don’t think you do.

[Shouting Continues] Stop the death penalty!

so I tried hustling the money, but I got stiffed, so I had to cash in the traveler's checks.

get into their car and drive off like maniacs,

are you sure about that five minutes?!!!

Well, there's a fucking surprise

' If it ain't none of your business, baby '

is on the defendants' car.

I need to fix a hole in the ceiling, my lawn mower won’t start,

are you mocking me

' Passin' everything in sight '

i can get gsm unlocked cheaper.

You could say that.

I got a roof that I’m trying to get replaced.

X 8s for xiphias

[Phone Keys Tapping]

So as your eyes have gotten more and more out of whack...

Hey, Stan, you're in North-fuckin'-Carolina.

I don't see no stars

I'd sure like to get a look at your files

Oh, a counteroffer

Your Honor, this is a picture...

' Well, no matter who you are If you’re a peasant or a star '

Hmm. [Lips Smack]

Well, he wants to go with the public defender.

We have to make up. Listen, let's make up, all right?

You get that? The whole gas station was closed

- I don't like your attitude. - What else is new?

Over here, dear.

Did you say Yukes? Yeah, two Yukes.

It's a word comes down from old England...

Oh, yeah, you blend.

I think you should give it to me.

Is there any more shit we can pile on to this season?

I'm sorry. I didn't know it was such an honor to get a visit from you.

Does that hold wadder?

Alright, alright

This is great! So you’re telling me we’re losing all of our players again? Yeah!! Let’s hope the6 leave now so they don’t risk an injury.

We lawyers — I’m a lawyer — we call that a counteroffer

Thank you, Your Honor. Overruled.

The guy we fried last week-

He has to, by law! It’s called disclosure, ya dickhead!

I'll tell you what I'm nervous about. I am in the dark here with all this legal crap.

There it is, the case cracker.

......... thank you

Hell, we'll get us a deer next time. Okay. Thanks a lot.

Did he catch you with the tuna fish? Is that how it started?

Then explain that... outfit.

I got no more use for this guy.

- Well, I suppose. - I'm finished with this guy.

' Yeah, there's a lot of good people that are led astray '

hat is a lucid, intelligent, well-thought-out suggestion. Overruled.

' And it's hard to imagine how the flames of passion '

The whole team has the flu

I'm gonna stay in prison tonight. Maybe I'll finally get some sleep. I'm doin' good, huh?

See, there's no money in the budget to get it looked at.

Come on you could say it They know

“He just didn’t have enough time. But I proudly subsidize the 300 days he spent at his golf courses.”

with the exception of “Thank you, will be stricken from the record.

Uh, yes. Uh, fine, Judge. Fine. Good.

There is no way this is not going to the jury

Is there any more shit we can pile onto my life??

It's not my job. You do your own investigating.

The witness is a expert in the field of Peloton

Uh-huh. Now, uh, Mrs. Riley, is this the car?

Just regular I guess

Your courtroom manner may be rather unconventional,

Were these magic yurts?

Where’d you go to law school? Brooklyn Academy of Law

It's not my job. You do your own investigating.

Well, the laws of logic cease to exist in your brain.

I’m getting better !

Are you on drugs?

Next time you come into my courtroom, you will look lawyerly.

I could really go for a good nose kickin I’ll be very honest

Ooh, sorry. [Chuckles]

There’s a fuckin surprise.

Uh, do you remember what you had? Eggs and grits.

the defense, that two sets of guys met up...

That is a lucid, intelligent, well-thought-out objection. Overruled.

MR. MASTOROS ARE UIU ON DRUGS?

I feel like if I don't get out of here now, I might never be able to leave.

Well, I guess that plan's moot.

[DM] That's right. I just printed you off a new character sheet and you said Jerry Gallo

That’s what we lawyers, I’m a lawyer We call that a counteroffer

That is a lucid, intelligent, well thought out objection. Overruled.

I'M THINKING OF GETTIN' THICKER GLASSES.

Brown Hazel green

No, I don't think you do.

I was makin' my breakfast.