Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

you know, to get acquainted before we, uh, you know, before we get to it.

Did you say "Lutes?"

NO...I don't think you do!

I take pride in my grits.

Why is that? 'Cause he's dead.

I looked up and saw two young men run out from the Sac-O-Suds...

My cousin vinny

Many people are saying

Elijah Cummings Questioning Mueller after Whire House withholds the report.

I-I-I don't get the question.

Come on. It's time to make your opening statement. Come on, Vin.

That's what we lawyers... I'm a lawyer- We lawyers call that a counteroffer.

They didn’t teach ya that at FSU tailgates either!?

are charged with robbing a convenience store,

If I hear anything other than guilty or not guilty, you'll be in contempt.

Doc.. Maybe you need thicker glasses

Well, I'm not about to revamp the entire judicial process...

Come on, now. Move it.

Whats that in ur PC

I thought we'd get married this weekend.

My next witness is not in the courtroom right now.

...with mozz sticks...and curly fries...

were these magic grits

"What is it, Joe Pesci, that attracts you personally to the desert?"

That is a lucid, intelligent, well-thought-out objection.

Michelangelo Raphael Leonardo Donatello

I can get Gsm unlocked cheaper.

All right, Stan. Listen to me. You have to see the Gambinis in action.

Could you tell the court...

The proper respect I think you should give it to me

Bushes. Bushes, right. So, Mr. Crane,

ladies and gentlemen of the j-j-j-

Lowel Bolin got the flu

Oh, a counteroffer

Did you say Joey Gallo? Fuck that guy

I don’t know... I got a small one, I guess

I ain't slept in five days.

of-of-of-of the j-j-j...

Did you Say Mark Prior? Mark Prior's Dead!

with a 327 cubic inch engine and a four-barrel carburetor?

- How you cook it? - Well, you simmer it in water for 15 or 20 minutes.

[Both Laughing]

It's Dog Shit! Dog Shit! That's Great! Dog Shit!

That’s not it.

verloren van chess society .....

So is it possible that maybe I dragged this joke out too far?

- Objection, Your Honor. - Objection sustained.

- You sure about five minutes? - Ignore the question. - I don't know.

No more qustions

Commits this Hi-e-nous crime

No self respecting Southerner Uses Sugar in Grits

Dead on balls accurate

Actually... no.

And what are these really big things right in the middle of your view...

I don't even want to hear you clear your throat.

Trump admits to murder

#mypersonalheroines

So I wore this ridiculous thing for you.

Did you say Joey Gallo? I said Joey Callo.... Callo with a 'C'.

Oh, my God, what a fuckin' nightmare!

-Jesus. - Show me your hands! Get 'em up!

Yeah two benches.

He's sleeping, huh? Cute little guy.

He’s sleeping huh, Cute little guy…

You get that? The whole country got the 'Rona!

There's a fucking surprise!!

Hey, Dean. We need you out here.

Is there anymore shit we could pile on?

Impossible because you don't know the answer! Nobody could answer that question.

it used to be tadom teshring cloning his julie white-inspired jewelushed up legs via celexi but he quit so it would be sam haberland taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.

- What'd you say? - What?

thank you, your honor.

- I shot the clerk? - Yes. When did you shoot him?

Yeah. Rob is my fiancé.

- I can get it. - You can get it?

That is a lucid, intelligent, well thought out email.

Tell her what we think is happening. What we think's happening is-

Hey, Lisa, I'm not gonna go out there just to wimp out, you know?

Aiding and abetting? What, is that a major thing?

I do. I'm sorry. It was a stupid thing to do.

Nothing? ' Give him two arms to cling to '

Out-of-work hairdresser. Now, in what way does that qualify you...

What'd I say? What?

"I pray that I may never see the desert again. Hear me, God."

' So he gave her love a chance That's when he found romance '

No self-respecting Southerner uses instant grits

I think you should be grateful.

Imagine you're a moose...

Sure. Sure. I heard of grits.

In that case, Your Honor, uh, I'd like to recall George Wilbur.

So when the left tire would go up on the curb,

You did Not perform your necessary required inspection?

The State Would Like To Dismiss All Charges!

You do your own investigating. You do your own investigating.

Fellow who received orders to kill from a dog?

Well, I'm not Jerry Gallo. I'm Jerry Callo.

Not what I think. What I think don't count.

You've been a lovely, lovely spambot

"It's clean.”

[Paper Rustling] Here's a certificate of validation.

you were not wearing your necessary prescription eyeglasses?

Okay, here is my counteroffer. Your national carriers are no longer licensed to operate in U.S. airspace!

Be invisible like me. Then just slip away unnoticed.

It has to be an illusion, 'cause you're innocent.

Asking what the weather is in FL vs NY

Over at the sawmill. Tell folks it's time to get up.

Ma, please, first of all, we didn't do it, all right?

- Mr. Trotter? - [Whispering Continues]

Mr. York. That was a lucid, intelligent, well thought out mark our request.

Now, Mr. Wilbur, what was the result of your analysis?

' 'Cause after all, he’s just a man '

You are. You are. All right. Knock it off. Knock it off.

Whats that in ur PC? DIrt? Dirt.

No, no. No, no.

[Bell Clanging]

Dog shit! That’s great! Dog shit!!

You were serious about that?

JOE Abutel #SaveColtsNeck

I just never actually seen a grit before

The Pats right now "You Get That? The Whole Store Got The Flu."

That is a lucid, intelligent, well-thought-out suggestion.

what color eyes the-the-the defendants have?

What's for dinner?

am not Rebeca am Rebecca R-E-B-E-C-C-A

Want to sit at the counter?

You know, maybe we should spend a couple of minutes together,

Almost six weeks.

"I Could Use A Good Fart to the face I'll Be Very Honest With You

It’s not my job. You do your own investigating.

Your Honor, the prosecution calls as its first witness Ms. Amanda Lascheid

I want you to know, you got an open invitation anytime you want to come down here.

I could really go for a good nose kickin I’ll be very honest with you

You're welcome. You're welcome. Vin, I-

And then afterwards, he asked me to go to lunch with him.

With all these Other papers...

But, uh, there seems to be a great deal of confusion here.

so I had to buy a new suit.

Well, I'm not Jerry Gallo. I'm Jerry Callo.

The mic's off. By the way, the mic's off. To turn the back on. Slide the switch on the back on Google Home. The mic's back on.

He-He, uh, um, uh-

- [Loud Murmuring] - Sheriff Farley,

You know what it is?

on what you think of the sworn testimony.

I don't know. I'm a fast cook, I guess.

[Chirping, Twittering Continue]

I suppose. I’m finished with THIS guy.

- He's got a boar, a bear, a couple of deer. - Whoa. You're gonna shoot a deer?

Holds the future of myself, my employees

Yeah, I'm scared.

I'd have to say that.

Your friend. My friend?

Alex with glasses??

Bring it around. Vinny.

Come on, Cuz--you can say it, they know... Doug's going a great job as the coach

That is a lucid, intelligent well-thought-out objection.

The Mets lost on 3 walkoffs in a 4 game series. - Oh there’s a fuckin' surprise.

It’s a bullshit question deck building games don’t even need to be balanced, but if they were, colony wars would be the correct starting deck

[Chatter On Police Radio]

Tell me, would you be willing to let your son live with you? Tell us how you really feel.

go in, shoot the clerk, rob him and then leave?

Now, Mrs. riley.....and only mrs. riely because your former long-time, fun colleague wanted you to have something to make you laugh when you realize your new colleagues are duds

How can you be so “shuwa”

Hello, Bill. I'm Sheriff Farley. Hi.

Where did you shoot this from? Up in a tree? What is that? Dog shit? Mama June?

I shot the clerk?

NO NO NO NO NO NO PLEASE DO NOT RAPE ME SPARE MY PENSIES AND ALL MYSE ANEUS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hey, Stan, you're in Ala-fuckin'-bama.

Oh, I'm sorry. You testified earlier that the boys went into the store...

Uh, everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you.