Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

On a hunch, I took it upon myself to check our cruise for a reprice…

Studying for the bar.

If, you don't fu*k up!

When you come into my court looking like you do,

What about these pants I got on? You think they're okay?

Are Jew suuuuure?

Well, I got a bullshit traffic ticket.

Um, what'd you find out?

Uh, everything that poll just said is bullshit. Thank you.

- Do you have any other witnesses? - No, Your Honor.

Hey @ThomasFox_4--have your glasses always been that thick?

So, we got some case ahead of us here, huh? Oh, yeah.

The whole country got the flu

The chemical composition between the two samples was found to be identical.

You can't make those marks without positraction,

my career, your life, our marriage, and let me see, what else can we pile on? Is there any more SHIT we can pile on?! Is it possible?!

Goddamn it! Is there any way you could contact your parents?

All right. Here he comes.

' It's tough to keep a level head '

My morning in Davenport, Iowa

What about those cots? I mean, what if they put somebody else in here?

- [Laughing] - [Whistle Blowing Loudly]

That's a lot of studying.

SUPPORTS? CHAMPIONS 2.0? IS THERE ANY MORE SHIT WE CAN PILE ON TO PVP PLAY?

Does that freight train always come through at 5a.m. No sir, that’s very unusual

No, there's more

I'm not aware of this person's qualifications.

- And what's the most popular size? - 75-R14.

Ma, it's a mistake. We must look like the guys who did it.

[Laughing] We gonna fight now?

Now let me ask you this.

What was he before he was a coach a fuckin comedian

Snow/Mud... same thing!

Hey. Billy. How are you?

It’s Dogshit!

Spotting a bobcat from a half a mile After never seeing one before

I just never actually seen a grit before

I’m honored to shake your hand…. Win some, lose some

State of the Union Address Response

maureen gibson and valerie down. maureen gleed and nathan down.

Listen. Take your time. Pick the right words. Get back to New York. Give me a call.

[Man] Keep quiet!

You fuckin' up this case or what?

What is that? It’s dog shit!

[Doors Burst Open]

I'd sure like to get access to the Marple HS field.

yeah .... your mom …..

Cute little guy

What do we call these big things?

Your now in contempt of cockk

She must be on drugs

And I didn't think I could feel worse than I did a couple of seconds ago

Is there anymore shit we could pile on?

Well, how much time was they in the store?

But he was just being Vinny.

Uh, please, uh, can I have a five-minute recess?

No self-respecting southerner uses i̶n̶s̶t̶a̶n̶t̶ ̶g̶r̶i̶t̶s̶ Mcdonald's sweet tea

I shot the Kirk?

You get that? Greg Purdy got the flu.

You get that? The whole Sgtore got the FLu!

That is a lucid, intelligent, well-thought-out post. Overruled

Ma? Ma, please.

[Whistle Continues]

Now if Mr. Trotter wishes to voir dire the witness...

With New Dashboards

' 'Cause it's gonna be a Saturday night '

I’m not Jerry Gallo I’m Jerry Callo C-A-L-L-O

with flame analyzation detectors.

I think it should be left up to the victims' families rather than the courts.

I got no more use for this guy

If I could keep my ass awake and out of jail long enough, bet you I could, huh?

I used a Hewlett-Packard 5710-A dual-column gas chromatograph...

You think I'm hostile now, wait till you see me tonight.

Yes, indeed. The car leaving the convenience store...

you're one hell of a trial lawyer.

How could it take you five minutes to cook your chicken?

- Could you point 'em out for me, please, ma'am? - They's sittin' right there.

Hey, hey, little Yankee boy. Look here what I got.

were arrested two days ago by Sheriff Tilman in Jasper County, Georgia...

- Hmm. - Hey, what are you doing this afternoon?

It's the steam whistle. Oh.

and-and-and-and-and-

' Way down south ' ' Way down south '

' They try to tie you down '

To what? To you? I don't know. Suicide. Death.

Hello, Ma. We're in Wahzoo.

'' [Jukebox: Country Blues]

Oh, My God, What A Fuckin' Nightmare!

And you have to say thank you

You get that? The whole pharmacy is out to lunch…

Uh... Uh, no. No, Your Honor. No further questions.

win some, lose some.

Objection, Your Honor. Counsel's entire opening statement is argument.

I’m getting better

Because between your father's garage and working nights, when was I supposed to go?

What do you think? I could use a good ass kicking. I'll be very honest with you.

Oh, I don't know.

Is your attorney here? I am the attorney.

Look, it's either me or them You're gettin' fucked one way or the other

'' [Blues Intro]

Jerry Gallo? The big attorney?

Oh. What are you, a fuckin' world traveler?

Some respect. I think you should give it to me.

If you think I'm hostile now Just wait till you see me tonight

loud whistle at 5:30 in the morning?

Three times a charm

You were serious about that?

I bet the Chinese food here is terrible

from the window of your kitchen to the Sac-O-Suds?

Uh, Y'know win some, Lose some

No. [Laughs] You see,

"So as your eyes have gotten more and more out of whack..."

They didn't teach you that in law school either?

You ever heard of the Son of Sam?

And those pants better be made out of some kind of cloth

[Clears Throat] I object to this witness being called at this time.

you were 50 feet away, you made a positive eyewitness identification,

If this was a conspiracy, they'd have to get all those people to lie.

The 327 didn't come out till '62.

We both applied, and we got scholarships to UCLA.

I'm sorry. I was all the way over here. I couldn't hear you.

Your Honor? [Trotter] Thank you, Mr. Wilbur.

Hey. Vincent La Guardia Gambini.

Is it possible you just saw two guys in a green convertible...

Why are 1 3/4"x 3 1/2" called 2 by 4s? It's an Industry term

as you've gotten older, how many different levels of thickness have you gone through?

You step on the gas, one tire spins, the other one does nothin'.

I'm gettin' better

- You're acting like you're nervous or somethin'. - Well, yeah, I am.

the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God? Yeah.

What is a Corget?

' It's tough to keep a level head '

When Ted met Sally.

You're fuckin' useless.

There's a fuckin' surprise.

What are you nervous about? I'm the one under the gun here.

Crest on Sunday afternoons... Oh my God,! What a fucking nightmare!

I’m not Joey Callo, I’m Joey Gallo

FSDO interview How do you feel about pilot deviations?

I'm sorry. I-I'm sorry. I just didn't know what little experience you have with this.

A BUNCH OF ONES WITH A 20 WRAPPED AROUND IT?

What friends you got in the clerk's office?

are you sure about that 45 days!?

- It's 200 bucks. - Fan it out. Show it to me.

I think I get Vinny

Then, from time to time, he would come by,

Your Honor, I object to this witness. Improper foundation.

Your Honor, the defense calls as its first witness Ms. Mona Lisa Vito.

of Jerry Callo.

am not Rebeca am Rebecca R-E-B-E-C-C-A

' You don't need no drink of water ' ' Need no drink of water '

The court finds sufficient evidence exists for this matter to go to trial.

Maybe you're ready for a thicker set

Dog shit! That's great! Dog shit! What a clue!

If he's honest, then we should go with him.

Tabs after the post command CPT gives an opinion on anything

Oh! Uh, coincidental.

I-I object, Your Honor. This person is not on the witness list.

No, for me, 6 times was the charm

Whew, she's a tough one Yes

joey/jerry callo/gallo

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[Tires Screech]

- Request denied. - Thanks a lot.

- You do? - Oh, yeah.

Looks like five. Uh-uh. Don't forget this one and this one.

laboratory edition, signature series torque wrench.

My three brothers are mechanics.

You have to bail me out. You know that, right?

Gen AI for weekly Summary?? REALLY????

i-i-i-i-i-i-i...

whether the witness is stating opinion or fact?

'Just across the border ' 'Just across the border '

My biological clock is tickin' like this,

For me 15 th time was the charm

I’d like to have a third goal…

You understand me?

Your honor, I call Mr. Garcia to the stand!

Hear About The Ongoing Cholesterol Problem In The Country?

The whole firm's got the flu

I'm enjoying myself so far