Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Counselor, do you wish to make an opening statement?

could be driving on Michelin model XGV 75-R14s?

Ah! These are gonna be... You know, I'm sorry. These are gonna be a help.

I can't read the twitter replies...

When'd you shoot him?

No more non game 2&3 system plays.

[Man] Yeah. Uh-huh. You sure about that?

your life, our marriage, and let me see...

and jump into a green car with a white convertible top...

No more questions.

Well, I'm not Jerry Gallo. I'm Joey Gallo.

of the state and federal Department of Weights and Measures...

' That every man's got his pride and he'll try to run and hide '

' She knows more than Mama taught her ' ' More than Mama taught her '

you were serious about that you were serious bout dat

All right. Let me see it. Show it to me.

confirming the very impressive legal stature...

Michelin model XGV, size 75-R, 14-inch wheel.

He's dead. Oh, my God!

There’s a fuckin’ surprise

Did you say Yutes? Yeah, two Youts

Excuse me. You guys down here hear about the ongoing cholesterol problem in the country?

[DM] let's get this sheet cleared up right now.

I think you should be down on your fuckin' knees.

FOR ME, SIX TIMES WAS A CHARM

A sweet, innocent, harmless, leaf-eatin', doe-eyed, little deer.

Mocking you? No, I'm not mocking you, Judge.

Hey, Billy! Hey, back off!

How many different levels of thickness have you gone through?

Aidin’’ and Abettin’

Now, Mrs. Riley...and ONLY Mrs. Riley Because your former fun colleage knew you would need something to make you laugh when you realize your new colleagues are duds

You've been a lovely, lovely witness.

Hello...can I speak to V.......... What's that sound Did I hear something out of focus darkness

of Vincent La Guardia Gambini practicing in any courts.

Uh, everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you.

Bill, listen. Take your time. Pick the right words. Get back to New York, give me a call.

Is there any more shit we could pile on to the top of the outcome of this break?

of the defendants' Buick and analyzed that too.

I take pride in my grits.

I was making a lot of money, winning most of my cases.

Nothin', unless he's convicted.

Uh-huh. Right. [Book Slams On Table]

"What is it, Joe Pesci, that attracts you personally to the desert?" "It's clean"

What IS Evidence?

Well, perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist during protests...

Well, approving an attorney from out of state is a pretty informal matter.

Look, I think we should meet with the public defender, see what he's like.

I'm just waiting to finesse him. I'm startin' to finesse him. I got him goin'.

We gotta go back inside. Everybody's waiting for us.

I asked him again, and he said, "I shot the clerk."

Uh... Do you two know each other?

That is a lucid, intelligent, well-thought-out suggestion Overruled

What's all that? Trotter's files, all of 'em.

It's either me or them

Pollard vs. them There’s a new sherrif in town

Is there any more shit we can pile on to 2022?

The '64 Skylark had a regular differential,

No self-respecting meme lord uses meme generators.

It feels like the wheels went out of balance after we hit that mud. That's not it.

They all know each other. The Klan's here. They're inbred. They sleep with their sisters.

- [Gavel Rapping] - Order in the court.

Whoa! Wait a minute!

- ' Way down south ' - ' Way down south ' - [Dog Barking]

Every Buckeye fan.

Making fiends making fiends vendetta’s always making fiends Making fiends charlotte makes friends

Fellow who received orders to kill from a dog? You defended him?

'' [Radio: Country]

And the witness has all the answers. He ends up proving the prosecution's case.

bye the way, what's a yute?

They Know Who Really Won!

What are u a fucking world travela?

Yeah. First, let me see the money.

We lawyers, I’m a lawyer... we call that a counteroffer

Sometimes. Would you care to show those eyeglasses to the jury, please? Thank you.

Let the record show Mrs. Constance Riley identified the defendant's car.

I have the money Good. Show it to me

You screw up, and those boys get fried.

Yes, sir, it is. Thank you, ma'am.

Your Honor, I call Sheriff Farley.

Beans are protein. Beans make you fart.

You know I did. And what is this picture of?

That’s a bullshit question.

I got no money, a dress-code problem,

driving identical metallic mint-green...

Meanwhile, 10 years later, my niece,

and one of the meats looked at me

You watched those games??

the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?

Lighten up, okay? Don't worry. I'm gonna help ya.

As for Saturday...

alright line up! Gallagher Stephenson Carmichael... Where's Smith?

The thing is, given the chance, I think he could do a good job.

"Hear About The Ongoing Cholesterol Problem In The Country?"

(ROOSTER CROWING)

What is a yute?

Now, can you tell us, by what you see in this picture,

He's not gonna let me look at his files, but maybe he'll relax enough...

' Now once you get down there then you'll see '

Does the defense's case hold water

He was like, Wait a second. Wait a second. It’s joined in the middle.

COME ON YOU CAN SAY IT WE ALL KNOW

who saw the defendants running out of the Sac-O-Suds...

[Spectators Murmuring]

This fucking jacket

How long you been practicing?

- Any murder cases? - [Lips Blow] Lots of them. Quite a few. Yes.

The whole store got the flu

What the fuck is that?

I didn't know it was happening. I found out later in the car.

Oh there’s a F’ing surprise

6105: Marine violated COVID ROM

practiced with a certain degree of informality down here.

I'll find a way to bail you out. No, don't.

I mean, he nailed him. It was, It's in his pocket.

I’m starting to finesse him, watch me cook

Oh, my God, what a fuckin' nightmare!

- [Chuckling] - And these bushy things between the trees?

Counselor, your clients are charged with first-degree murder. How do they plead?

I’m finished with that place.

Mr. Tipton, I see you wear eyeglasses.

see how I was doin', if I needed anything.

Oh my god! What a fuckin’ nightmare!

Multisystem Vibes

Get 'em up! Up!

Is there any more shit we can pile on top of the outcome of this wreck?!!!

Who would do such a thing?

Looking thru dis dirty window

He says he thinks so.

You got mud in your tires.

- No. He didn't say anything. - But he knew about it?

is if the most popular size of the most popular tire...

It’s a bullshit question If star realms needs to be balanced, colony wars would be the correct starting deck

Oh, I'm sorry. You were wonderful in there.

- Mr. Gambini? - Yes?

Tuna. We should get tuna. Please, no more tuna, okay?

My body hurts too

I wore this ridiculous thing for you

Where did you go to law school? Brooklyn Academy of Law.

It's OK, YOU CAN SAY IT... tHEY ALREADY KNOW.

Because there is no way that an out of shape chainsmoker could put up these numbers without at least an 8ball

I need can you guess ferrari please. Yes sure

Your Honor, no further questions.

I'm goin' with the public defender too.

What is it with you with that mouth? Shut up!

When you look at the bricks at the right angle,

It’s a Bullshit Question ! Nobody could answer that question!

You're prancing along. You just finished the day's labor.

All he had to do was say guilty or not guilty. We could have done that.

Eggs and grits. I like grits too.

I'm a fast cook, I guess

There’s a fuckin surprise

Hey Les Bowen Haha

18 degrees is the high today? that's it?

Hey, hey, little Yankee boy. Look here what I got. Your $600.

Packed into this letter...

What are you telling me, that they plead not guilty?

[Man] Hey! I can't believe my luck!

Honey, come on now. Stop it. I need the phone.

Last tour How I felt at 4 in the morning

Well, perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove.

Excuse me. You guys hear about the ongoing... cholesterol problem in the country?

I got mud in my tires? Mm-hmm.

When camping breakfast planning gets complicated…

Come on. You'll see. Stop!

' There's a need for love in every man ♪

Oh, my god, what a fuckin' nightmare! Oh, my god, what a fuckin' nightmare!

' To your heart in the Bible Belt '

' And it'll spread like a cancer but you're gonna have to answer '

You are. You are…

You could have gotten caught. What if somebody saw? The laws are medieval down here.

it's either wear the leatherjacket,

I shot the clerk? Yes, when did you shoot him?

I owe you an apology, sir.

HOW NICK VIEWS MAX'S PATRONAGE 2 WEEKS AFTER HE RENEWS HIS LOCKER

Don’t be afraid to shout out the answer

she's cute, too, huh?

for driving a stolen metallic mint-green 1963 Pontiac Tempest...

the concept of time ceases to exist on your watch

Is there anything else we can pile on?

So I had to get this in a secondhand store.

I like grits too.

WHAT IS A MOOT?

Terrific. You're a hell of a bonder.

YOU'RE NOW IN CONTEMPT OF COURT

an idiot who wants to fight me for $200, slaughtered pigs,

When you have no evidence.....

Weren't you the last one to use the bathroom?

Does that Rooster crow at 4am every morning? No that’s very unusual, it’s supposed to crow at 3:45am