Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

you're a nobody, like a soldier, or a teacher.

I wanted for nothing as a child,

who was wrestling in a kiddie pool full of lube.

Daniel Day-Lewis as gay benchpress guy.

Too bad we're just platonic friends.

of pleasure slaves is no longer needed.

and just getting psyched for a fun day.

I can eat whatever I want today.

Not interested, sir.

In my day, socks just kept their mouth shut.

Dump all over me!

I'm not working late again.

Oh. I can't. I have to work late.

because she was jealous of the attention that I was getting,

None of this was meant for you.

And then when the song came up,

we're doing my me things.

No, we need to decide which cell phone pictures

She's bigger than Maulik Pancholy on Whitney.

I've just got to go for it.

“Give to charity please, no presents"?

A dumb mistake.

Maybe we could go to outback...

I never should have treated you the way I did, Liz.

They're my new besties.

and how his arms smell of bread.