Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Here he is.
The first part stays the same.
Live anything less than the most exemplary life,
to the point where people are like, "This is messed up, even for Florida."
Can one of you Janets get me a chalkboard
Your time on Earth won't be a test that you either pass or fail,
We want to create a system that works that way intentionally,
trying to spray-paint a Taco Bell logo on a snapping turtle.
And remember how much fun you had playing the Judge?
Look, I put forward a proposal.
I think you should hear them out, Judge. Only seems fair.
The works of William Shakespeare, the pyramids,
I don't have a dog in this fight, little lady.
"Software update"?
[glass shatters]
Now, all we have to do is convince Shawn.
None of this would have happened if you hadn't mucked around
that will result in the least amount of cruelty and suffering
It's not just Chidi, Your Honor.
When you have 1,000 different versions of yourself
Getting rebooted over and over made me a better not-a-person than I've ever been.
but you know that it's a mistake.
fused and instantly placed into your consciousness,
Gah! Those infectious disco grooves!
But that didn't really work great last time.
How are you ever gonna learn anything
What's wrong, Shawn?
Dude, in 20 minutes, all of humanity is going to be erased forever.
It sort of already has.
- Interesting. - [Eleanor] Oh.