Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- In time... - [Timothy] Huh?
Yeah, and the architects explain what you did badly, what you did well,
Tell me about it.
Oh, right. I forgot.
just keep on giving up more and more stuff we want, unilaterally,
Maybe you show up and you're told you're in the Good Place,
He's got a point. The fair thing for us to do is
- Make it louder. - [music stops]
without everyone getting all up on her junk?
Judith Shklar contends that we should consider cruelty
I think I know where this is going.
people will eventually make enough good choices to qualify for the Good Place,
while my side stays mostly the same.
- Hey, bud. - Hi!
Good.
Shut up. Shut up.
[continues farting and crying]
Yes. Really boring.
- Really? - [Jason] Yeah.
Imagine someone sells a joint
Yeah. We might need more than that.
That's why I said, "See you in a billion years."
[Jason] Guys, watch this!
I'm sorry, are you wearing roller skates?
we may only have a half hour left to exist,
Hey, guys. Just smashing some stuff.
I'm like "Ooh"!
Cool speech. Now, it's nine minutes.
[disco music playing]
Oh, that one stings.
that both the Good and Bad Places agree on, which... seems impossible.
Floor is yours.
So, the problem with the afterlife
Okay. We need to think bigger.
Nonsense. Compromise is always possible.
I can hold four humans in my void
for people who led medium lives. That's the answer.
It seems to me, if y'all get rebooted, your memories'll be wiped out.
Hmm.
What?
Oh, nuts!
good and evil have waged a furious battle, stemming from..."
and a copy of Judith Shklar's Ordinary Vices? Oh!
You don't even want to hear it?
Hard not to be cheery when you're eating this delicious frozen yogurt.