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Who's designing these tests, exactly?
so I just wanted to check in with you, vis-à-vis... us.
- What's up? - Listen, demon.
Sorry, I'm just trying to play catch-up here.
- [microphone feedback] - Humanity eraser thingy.
all happened so that we could be here, together,
Man. She is committed.
Going through that once changed me and all of you.
Nope. If you guys came up with it, it must be good.
- In the new... - Oh, hang on.
what do we do first?
This is a problem of justice.
Rank and file demons, they'll play roles,
"Man, I can't believe they're paying me to do this!"
- Timothy Olyphant... - [gasps]
Maybe if you score negative points on Earth, um...
We make the Medium Place a third option.
There's nothing we can offer him.
All right.
That information, what you did well or badly, stays with you, like...
and you are brutally tortured forever, with no recourse.
You corkscrew your first eyeball, and you're like,
Your Honor, we have an idea we'd like to present.
That just leaves you.
What if you start humanity over from scratch
But I think we can find a way to make it work.
[computer retches]
This feels stupid if you're not gonna fight back.
Outta sight.
[Judge] Okay, finally.
and journeys to the farthest corners of the afterlife,
You wouldn't have let me try the original experiment if things were working.
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