Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We can't play keep-away forever.

I stole the Wienermobile.

You're presented with these challenges.

A Good Place architect and a Bad Place architect will work together

Please have a seat, Your Honor.

I am the Judge. My only concerns are fairness and impartiality.

[clears throat]

- Argh, this computer sucks. - [typing]

Well, congrats, bud. You won. See you in a billion years.

I know one thing that might keep her attention.

- Ugh! - ["The Gummy Bear Song" playing]

I couldn't live with myself knowing you four were down there without me.

is not only that it's cruel, but that it's final.

[chuckles] I mean, yeah, I know.

I've done that a bunch of times.

One of your boys sets off a stink-bomb on the trolley, causing a commotion,

Guys, I know what we have to offer him to get him to change his mind.

Judge, please, please don't cancel Earth.

and maybe some never will,

Like a little voice in your head,

I'm gonna go write an evil speech for when this is all over.

you can torture the four of us forever.

This is a classic trolley problem.