Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You are so brave.

That's why you can't stop "complaining" about her.

Thank God we had the keys to Marshall and Lily's place.

Because if we did, then Marshall would owe me

for the last couple of months.

♪ Nothing is as it has been...

Wait-wait-wait. You slept with her?

and you factor in an aggregate of 32 boobs per car,

Thanks for loaning me your shoes

Where do you go next?

You crossed out all the stops

I know that this is a lot to process, so...

Why? You got a girlfriend or something?

Ted, when I was at M.I.T., my favorite Einstein quote was:

feeling empty inside, telling yourself

There is no way I'm falling asleep tonight!

Just like I would never hold it over you

Are you not a sure thing?

we have to put out all the tacky Minnesota gifts

for dragging me to that experimental theater piece.

Enormous Penis Syndrome?

You sat there listening to Marshall and Lily

Will you marry me?

Your debt is paid.

What, you think you're better than me?

Well, if we are keeping score,

Knowing that, do you want to take your proposal back?

and assuming that epsilon approaches zero