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I think I can get laid, I think I can get laid.
I have been keeping from everyone
Okay, I'll give you this: You stood by your boy all night,
as angle delta approaches pi,
Here's one.
and stole all of Lily's underwear.
E.P.S.
we need to be spaced out of our gourds.
Oh, you take such good care of me.
It's okay.
I'm just gonna close my eyes until it's all over.
Who are you?
time to deal with this by myself, and...
We have to stop this.
I'll just, uh... I'll just keep this here until you're ready.
just desperate to hook up with anything that moves.
I propose we order a bottle of wine.
So... he un-proposed.
He practically lives here.
Where's your bathroom?
No, we're not doing that first date dance
No one I can't stop thinking about.
I thought of some new great names for the Drunk Train.
Why don't we get an appetizer?
♪ A year from now, we'll all be gone ♪
What do you think, you're better than me?!
That's not true.
Haven't you always wanted kids?
See you in a minute.
Oh, oh, I am willing to take that risk.
You have a stupid rule about everything.
Are you any closer to deciding? Ooh...
and I... think I want to say yes,
I'm okay.