Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Once we're parents, we have to be a team. Deal?

Most people just stare at me

It's called: I'm Not a Gullible Dumbass Disorder.

I can't believe that we didn't know.

So... I need you to be sure, okay?

♪ And they're going to better places ♪

Can you hear its inspiring chant, Ted?

That's a half a point each.

bicker all night, and you didn't complain once.

This is all wrong!

I'm not married to the idea. Lily, take it.

Maybe something.

Guess it wasn't good enough for Lily.

Gentlemen, give it up for Karma.

The Drunk Train?

If we get married, you will never have children.

There's adoption, surrogacy...

That's all you gotta say!

I'd hate to ruin this friendship with sex.

Well, it's a close one.

I don't like Quinn!

and a sleigh ride with those guys,

He seemed like the guy to take that next step with.

I know, I know.

and finally told Kevin her secret.

You know what, Robin?

But nothing's set in stone.

You're growing a baby, our baby.

You know, a backwards baseball cap really youngs me down.

Oh, thanks, sweetie.

your life is somehow epic or classic or... legendary.

you decided to come back to my place and get nasty.

Hey, Barney, I need your help.

Oh, you have no idea.