Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[players laugh, cheer]
Right. I can't go in.
-[Coach Beard] Time to go. -You wanna go? Let's have it.
[stammers] Okay, but-- but now we do, and this is not happening.
[fans cheering]
-Uh, friendly colleagues. -I don't have a husband.
[male TV announcer] Earlier, Manchester City routed AFC Richmond
Goodbye, Coach Lasso.
You know the influence you have on her.
And this is our day to make history.
It's ready to blow, it's under the arch, it's Wembley Stadium.
Do you want to talk about it now?
The setting for every young footballer's dreams.
[clipper buzzing]
It doesn't matter.
[no audible dialogue]
this Richmond side were relegated by City in heartbreaking fashion.
[Rebecca] Jesus! Hello.
in the FA Cup 5-nil with a parade of fantastic goals.
-Here you go. There you go. -Thank you.
-[fans booing] -[blows whistle]
[Bridget] You know the only thing better than a patient being late
[sighs]
Ted, it's Sharon. I can't come to the phone right now.
Tap okay?
-[players groan] -[Will] Oh, my God!
-Is he alive? -Sorry, yeah. He's a living piece of shit.
I need to tell you all something.
[sighs] I'm so sorry, Ted.
Fuck you.
but doing both the parts, uh, of Tony and Maria at the same time,
the mighty Manchester City.
Fine. But you better have fixed the wand.
Oh, no. It's an own goal. And it's 4-nil.
Oh, thank God for science!
-Oh, yeah. -Yeah. Of course.
Switch it on, boy. Yeah, let's go, let's go.
[Bridget] Of course, I'm right! Now, what are you going to do?
["Don't Look Back in Anger" playing]
The point is you can't do that if you swear all the time.
Um… Can I get me dad and his two mates on the list for Wembley tickets, please?
If I spill anything, I'm next to everything I need to clean up.
Ooh.
What? Oh, God. Yeah, I'm fi-- I'm just--
That's not true.
Names?
No one cares if we swear. It's part of the job. It's encouraged.
You know, you had quite the scare today.
Uh, James Tartt.
Uh… What's-- What's wrong?
So you pups had no chance.
Everybody starts calling you "Dr. Sharon Horsewoman" or--
Good. Now get out of here.