Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I weren't trained in how to be around a kid.

That field was even bigger.

It's 500 square yards bigger.

Can I be the dragon this time?

[gasps] Uncle Roy, can we get ice cream?

-What do they call it? -A clutch.

'cause, you know, we only ever beat, uh, everybody we play. [laughs]

-You? -Ted asked. I don't give a shit.

Shoot, I know I got goose bumps.

Okay, I hear that.

I respect that we didn't have to say a word.

They're boring, and I won't do it.

I will, I'm sorry. I will.

Yeah, sure, no. Of course.

"Accidentally"?

Hey, Doc! The doc going to be okay, Doc?

and I'm working on it.

I'd been at Jane's house, and I drank tea from the wrong pot.

Becoming an empty nester for the 1st time… I thought I was supposed to love this stage of life.

[clears throat] I'm fine, Coach Lasso.

It's temporary.

Look at this. Not bad, is it?

Like the animal.

Uncle Roy, you teach me great things.

-[straining] Isaac, Isaac. -Oh, shit!

because you're too afraid to properly emote, leave a message.

so you're probably a little nervous.

Then City sent him down the M40, and he's a Greyhound again.

Hey. Hey, hey, just be careful out there, all right?

-What is the big deal? -[song stops]

Yeah, yeah, of course. You're right.

You can have that one for free.

No. You seem to know a lot about brain injuries.

and watching Queen perform right over there during Live Aid.

-Yeah, okay. -[Ted] All good.

[Rebecca] Oh, God. It's a bottomless pit.

[as Kermit the Frog] Have you been feeling dizzy or nauseous?

Hospital policy states that head trauma patients,

"Ted Lasso is driving me fucking crazy."

both of us alone…