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[gulping]
My sister's at the hospital. She works in the emergency room.
I don't know. I haven't thought about it.
Quand tu es une entrepreneure HPI et on te demande si tu veux redevenir salariee no no, never again
There was one game this season where I was accidentally on mushrooms.
Shh!
[players chattering]
-Good night. -Thank you.
[Ted] Gentlemen. Focus up.
[groans]
[phone vibrates]
["Witness" playing]
-You can run training. -Thank you.
It's okay. Good night, Ted.
-See what I mean? -Uh, I'm sorry, Dr. Fieldstone.
I'm fine, thank you.
FFFUUUCCCKKK...
By all measures, it's not the cruelest prank ever played,
Oh, he's not my husband.
I just time them to look spontaneous.
I appreciate that.
Oh, uh… tell her I say hello. [chuckles]
and for me, that is okay because what's worse is not to try at all.
-No. -Or, uh, subdural hematoma?
And because of you, I stand up to bullies.
It does not disappoint, does it?
-But you have to put your heart out there. -[sighs]
[song continues]
We start again tomorrow.
How bad is it?
with, like, a knife stuck in their eye or a torch stuck up their--
[kissing]
-[breathes deeply] -[phone chimes]
Well, I hope you get back on that horse. And by horse, I mean bicycle.
I'm gonna hang up 'cause you're gonna go, yeah?
Yeah, bruv?
Defend!
Oh, 2-nil! Boosh!
and y'all patch me up and I don't have to pay jack squat?
I-I pretend to get ideas in the moment,
You all fancy now Drinking Oak milk, huh?
-[Arlo] Goal Manchester City! -Fuck!
Well… Guess that just leaves us two. I mean--
[Sharon] Please.
[ringing]
It was 'cause I had a panic attack.
[Coach Beard] Hey, Coach!
'cause a hospital policy don't stop.
Eh. What can I do for you, Jamie?
It's on me arse.
And I'm perfectly capable of taking myself home.
Come on! Come on!
For next time.