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Oh, well, she does have a concussion.
[man] Call 999. Someone call 999.
and women understand it requires time and focus.
which is, well, in a word, thrilling. Here it is.
["Beware of Darkness" playing]
Shit!
What we got back here? Hey.
[Jamie] Yeah. Sorry.
Uh, Ms. Welton. Uh, Rebecca. [chuckles]
Oh, come on. You've got this. Get in there.
City move on to play Leicester in the final.
And referees.
-How's that not offside? -'Cause he was only passively offside.
Please call if you need me.
[Denbo] City! City!
Men don't know what that means
-[chuckles] -Whoo! Whoo, yeah!
You should listen to some of these. They are a hoot.
Hello, Coach Lasso.
When I left the match against Tottenham,
[players groan, chuckle]
All right. Okay. So… [clears throat]
Guys, guys! Three dots! Three dots, three dots.
I need to reapply my lip liner.
["Blue Moon" playing]
[sighs] Yeah.
Tough to get my head around sometimes. Okay.
[player] Aw.
[fans singing "Blue Moon"]
Thank you for walking me home. I'm good from here.
-City! -City!
It's like Swan Lake.
[people on TV chattering]
I will.
No. No. You are way too young. I mean, you're what, like, 24?
Mine's not complicated. He's just a dick.
We got work to do.
No. No, not right now. I need to get back inside to the team.
that we both happened to turn up to the same fabulous restaurant,
And actually, you know, I coached football.
Go on, scoot your boot.
It's only one public appearance. It's decent money.
You just give me a holler if you need anything.
[whistle blows]
My father killed himself when I was 16.
[chuckles] …this could be something very special.
Fill your boots! Go on!
that I've been infecting you with the worst parts of me.
I'd rather 'em not.
-You have a lovely evening. -Yes. Thank you. You too.
I'm so proud of you, my son.
for when I tell people I'm taking a shit.
[groans]
I told ya. Dick.
But that's not the point.