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Oh, Bean.
You knew that was there the whole time?
- Ow! Seriously? - [guests exclaiming]
At least I'm not ugly on the inside.
I don't know. I'm not good at anything.
[woman grunts]
So tragically small.
Like, way up the country, past the Unpassable Mountains?
You're missing an eye. I can get you one.
What is your problem?
Wrong. She has red hair, normal teeth, no offense, and one green eye.
What kind of boyfriend are you?
[sighs] Yeah. Her family's all dead, by the way,
I don't feel it yet. How much longer?
Okay, okay. So, what does this big love of yours look like?
Damn it!
Wait, something's happening.
There's a ton of money in the castle. I can steal.
I crawled through a door and saw a rainbow,
Hi, I'm Chazz. Pretty rose for the pretty lady?
Oh, no, no, no. This is bad.
♪ I got the stinger on my dinger And now it's all inflamed ♪
[growling]
Yes, I was the handsomest prince in all the land.
- I don't know. - [burps]
Oh! Oh, thank God I got away. With so many things last night.
[sneezes]
And on the exhale, Elfo will tell us more about his girlfriend.
You were lying? But my mystical vision.
What are you coming to me for? We don't got that kind of relationship.
I would love to give you some great advice,
He's not lying. He really believes that.
So, tell me why the damsels flock to you,
I'm rooting for you.
Take a deep breath and fire on the count of three.
We can, Bean. There's nothing in our way, except this arm.
What the hell?
[Meriker] Sad...
Why would I do you any favors?
Stomach Growling