Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Man, if I was a dwarf, I'd run this town.

Chicks love pathetic.

♪ Sing a little softer We're in avalanche terrain ♪

Elfo, it's okay, really.

Me neither. Twinsies.

Whoa. Are you the 9:30 bus to Twinkletown?

I don't know, man. There's something to that vision I had.

Elfo will need someone to dance with,

We don't want to upset the nice big lady, huh?

I thought you were just gonna give me a hunk of glass.

Yeah, it's a drug. It makes you hallucinate.

You weren't trying to kiss me?

- Are you coming, Roger? - [Roger] No, thanks!

Maybe a little behind the ears.

- We gotta do something special for him. - [Luci] Let him sit on your lap at dinner.

Your nose is so beautiful. Everything's so unreal.

Good. Let me do it next time.

Does this voice sound familiar?

You all think I'm a big scary monster who's gonna go on a rampage.

He ate all the shrimp before you got here.

He's sleeping with the chambermaid. And she's sleeping with the chambermaid.

But, no. No, not for this guy.

But you're already... All right.

[bugle blaring]

Want me to ask if you're gonna die alone, or are we good?

You help me keep up the charade a bit longer.

[grunts] I never wanna think that thought again.

Yes, really far away.

She's my girlfriend.

No, we don't have time.

But I'm gonna need you to jump up and down. Like a monster.

Oh, come on. Everybody needs something.

You're gonna send these knights to die on a quest

I lied because I was too insecure to admit I tried to kiss you.

Oh, sorry. Didn't see you down there. What's shakin', bacon?

Oh, my God. Cute cat.

You could eat a horse?

Is your dinner poisoned? The answer may surprise you.

I know. So much swagger, right? He's, like, ugly-sexy.

Tess, I'm so sorry about everything.

Take me with you. These savages don't deserve us.