Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[all mumbling indistinctly]

I think it's sweet you wanted to kiss me, but I'm just...

someone far more repulsive than yours porkly.

Nah, I was busy with laughter.

Hey! [chuckles]

[Bean and Elfo screaming]

Now let's greet our hosts.

Let's just all take another deep breath.

Let me help you out. She's from a faraway land. We wouldn't know it.

Don't you need something?

That's not... [continues indistinctly]

That's why I love her. She's so darn smart.

Is there anything around here I can use to replace a giant's eye?

[gasps] Weapons? You people have got to stop.

[Bean and Elfo grunting]

But now those things are gone and so are the ladies.

None of this would've happened if you'd just told the truth.

I'm talking about the cave. Just go.

Wait, did you say one eye?

I should have just told you the truth.

'Cause I'll do anything. I can get you money.

What were you before you turned hideous?

Tess was never my girlfriend.

But the eye's not working yet.

[slurring] What's the difference between a dwarf and an elf?

I am not a monster. I'm a person, with thoughts and feelings.

Don't know how long that is, but you have three days.