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[giant growling]

She's not an elf, and she's not little!

Uh, because I'm an elf. And elves are magic, duh!

We can make eyes. We can make anything.

Now calm down. I'm starting to hallucinate.

Okay, let's fire up the magic crystal

Stay where you are. I'll come tell you.

We ain't having no giant rampage in here.

- I mean, think about it. - Mmm.

All I wanted to do was dance in the arms of someone beautiful,

Well, have I got news for you. This guy is a filthy...

Whoa. It's like I'm looking at you,

We only just met.

Oh! Damn it. Let me get that. Hang on. No, wait.

He's an elf. She's a giant.

You said to act pathetic to these women. Then you swept in and stole them.

- It is? - No! You're a dick.

I've come to slay the mean lady who threw me off a cliff and ate my horse.

Because she is legit and totally real and very special to me!

Don't flatter yourself, Princess.

so you can't look 'em up or anything. Just, you know, natural causes.