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- I mean, think about it. - Mmm.

We can make eyes. We can make anything.

Because she is legit and totally real and very special to me!

[giant growling]

He's an elf. She's a giant.

We only just met.

You said to act pathetic to these women. Then you swept in and stole them.

Oh! Damn it. Let me get that. Hang on. No, wait.

Okay, let's fire up the magic crystal

- It is? - No! You're a dick.

Whoa. It's like I'm looking at you,

We ain't having no giant rampage in here.

She's not an elf, and she's not little!

All I wanted to do was dance in the arms of someone beautiful,

so you can't look 'em up or anything. Just, you know, natural causes.

Well, have I got news for you. This guy is a filthy...

Now calm down. I'm starting to hallucinate.

Don't flatter yourself, Princess.

I've come to slay the mean lady who threw me off a cliff and ate my horse.

Stay where you are. I'll come tell you.

Uh, because I'm an elf. And elves are magic, duh!