Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, I'm a dick?

- If this is about doors... - Yeah, it's about doors.

and he doesn't have time to do both!

We've been robbed.

What about suites? Do you have a couple of suites?

After you had to deal with that one rude patient

Asking the surgeon for the specimen name

No, you step aside! You step aside!

To Johnny's credit,

you're gonna put weird stuff in our beds

So, seriously, Alexis, enough about Stavros!

- If you don't mind. - Oh, sure!

We need a little private time now as a family.

Seriously? The room was "cute," this place is "sweet."

My earrings! They were there. They're not there!

Okay, okay, okay.

There's like, cows all over the place.

Hi, I'm Twyla. I'll be your waitress today.

I had a second cousin in Elmdale who did telemarketing.

But again, thank you.

i have asked you thrice now to lock the door

My boyfriend bought those for me.

where do you stand now on whether or not you think this motel is cute?

Johnny. I've been stripped of every morsel of pleasure I earned in this life! Ahem. I've been gutted

Yes, that train has left the station, if you know what I mean!

Could you get the fuck out?

The kids. The children are dependents, Moira.

You bought a small town in 1991, Johnny.

I owe my crack dealer a ton of money, so...