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God knew my people would go through struggles,
Nobody's buying it. Your new computer is finally here.
Oh, I love it!
I don't think he'd appreciate you calling him the big, ugly one.
[Janitor] This is it! I'm in the show! Dr. Jan-itor.
Fine. I'll do them tonight.
No, that's only 10 units. I put a smiley face after the zero.
And these, my friend, are all characteristics of white guys.
and I like to prime the pump by watching the young men sweat.
My turn. Have you seen how stupid you look when you do your angry quick-walk?
They call me the Candyman 'cause my moves are so sweet.
Wish I'd thought of athletic apparel when going through my midlife crisis.
That's right, the old man stole some ice cream.
I wasn't even here yesterday.
[Beeping stops]
I'm sure it did.
Ah...
I was reviewing records.
Well, baby, you don't have to.
Darn it. I'm sick and tired of your careless mistakes.