Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The coffeehouse will be closed for about an hour.

The reason I was leaning a little bit more toward Rachel than you...

Wow, that is a bad audition.

but Gunther said I had to stay so he could get his hair dyed.

They printed it.

It's not funny. And it's offensive to women.

You're gonna make a lot of money. Here's your first tip.

It's okay that you don't want me to be your girlfriend.

She's not gonna find them, lying in the grass like that.

Hey, Joey? Can I get some coffee?

This is great. Finally, someone I can pass my wisdom to.

-My joke! -My joke!

I had the audition...

then you decide which one of us is telling the truth. Me.

maintaining you.

Phoebe, we'd like to talk to you.

Why don't you tell them...

that I am a published writer.

Remember? Evolution.

I could totally get that part. "I'm sorry, this seat is taken."

So you heard it, you repeated it...